ever have sex with your skis?

[i-like-skiing]

i tried once and my edge cut my dick and i had to get 6 stiches

 

[TOAST.]

Once i fell and the think that you push down to realese your boot went into by anus and it hurt.

 

[grifter]

I licked my edges once, (curiosity) and my fucking tongue got stuck to it, so I kinda pretended I was kissing it, while all the time I was trying to warm up the metal around my tongue so I wouldn't have to rip my tongue off, but then some German guy pushed me and I slipped and I had a fat of piece of my tongue left on my ski - let this be a lesson to you all only lick your skis when your indoors...

 

[rudager]

im(and my are friends sometimes) always caught sucking on the nose of my ski in the lift line

 

[UNREAL]

that wasnt a joke

 

[-dAvE-]

would u fuck like a piece of the binding or jsut squeese ur dick with botch bases? VERY weird dude....

 

[skoganskier101]

my only question is why?

 

[popNfresh44]

can someone please kill this thread

 

[Hovan]

you ruined my life when you violated my sweet thangs

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

bump.

 

[Sir_SkrillALot]

2nd thread bump!!!

 

[Travisdurtschi]

i went hot tubing with my skis once .... but my twins had a comp the next morning so they wanted to sleep. damn i was so close too i had the bubbles and kenny g tape in the stero too

 

[grifter]

so close dude, just persevere, Kenny G was a damn fine choice, try getting them a bit drunk first, maybe drizzle some Jack Daniels over them....

 

[~Manlenium~]

If you Wax on....You must Wax off.

 

[joeydude]

i guesse you just hold you your skis together then slide your dick between the 2 basses.

twin tip skis=they take it in the butt

rockered skis=major whore, totally loose!

 

[Manlenium]

Use hot wax as lube.

 

[mski]

awesome....bumper

 

[tjski]

pshhh your soo wrong...

just after a tune is the best time to get "lucky" with your skis.

 

[Literature]

The things my poor roommate has to listen to...

 

[jsaya_SagStraps]

i wanted 2 bump the oldest thread.. yup

 

[wintersway]

i was wondering how long it would be until i saw this again...

lot of good post in here recently

 

[Malcolm]

hahahaha!

 

[KarmaSkiier]

if skis have an "opening" i dont know about someone please inform me

 

[E.C.]

word haha this years jon olssons

 

[Celone]

not until you're thirteen son......

 

[Celone]

shit nevermind its 12

 

[Karcher]

every damn day nigga

 

[slaydave]

welllllll if u were a girrrl and have look bindings........ ok ive gone too far

 

[TWoods]

you typed in "sex" in the searchbar didn't you?

perv.

 

[jsaya_SagStraps]

actually no i didnt i saw a thread about wats the oldest thread and it happened like that. i bet u go on ns 2 find porn.

perv.

 

[potato_man]

its true

 

[Ballinbynature]

haha thats funny

 

[FellowJibber]

last season i broke my collarbone and i was tired of not skiing. and i watched a powder edit and i got a boner

 

[Franny]

I'm going to give my skis core shots.

 

[Skibumsmith]

hell yeah you should use a condom. Who know what kind of skis your skis hang out with on the racks. I kissed my skis after I landed my first backflip. Never thought of having sex with them though. There's just something about a recently waxed and p-texed pair of twintips that's just beautiful though.

 

[Skibumsmith]

ha ha ha that's so true

 

[fsscott]

shit this is the oldest trhreaded...

but no...might hurt eh?

 

[Skibumsmith]

bump

 

[Ski311]

^ this guy really wants to hear a chick spill her guts

 

[artfullydodged]

how do you have sex with symmetrical skis???

 

[B.bowzz]

my sexy ass skis do turn me on
skiing is like sex....... when its good.... its really good.....and when its bad.... its still pretty good

 

[skithe49th]

i skeet skeeted on the bases then waxed em in so they wouldnt fail on me...workin great so far

 

[Skibumsmith]

holy shit this is actually the oldest thread EVER and i posted in it when i was just a newb

 

[CraigAK]

+karma for bumping such a funny thread

 

[flexpattern]

i ain't putting my shapened edges where the sun don't shine!

 

[beowulf]

the one thing yu have to remember kiddies is to cap it before you tap it

 

[Balto]

i slept with my EPs when they first came

 

[nickyp]

I would, but my antidogmas are playing hard to get...

 

[OneLove_skier]

same with my bents

 

[deleted5]

thanks Ski_Instructo...for the new quote