ever have sex with your skis?

[t-rent]

random old threads but u slept with my skis before it was sickkk!!!!

 

[ZavierV]

i dunno about having sex with my skis but i've jerked off to em (i have the 03/04 line mothership flites)

 

[liquidsword]

i would if i had the old motherships or jon's new ones with the pic of the chick on them oooooooooooo

 

[Sno.]

ever had sex with your skis...

.....on weeeeeeeeed?

 

[Jhorski]

This one time i spray white stuff all over this chick when i was riding my skis

 

[*DrewT*]

Most of the time while I'm skiing I get distracted by thoughts of me and my skis making oh such sweet love. I've been too scared to make a move what if they don't feel that way for me? That could ruin our relationship that we have now, then what would I use to ski on?

 

[UNREAL]

ITS FUCKING SCARY

 

[skiRay]

i would love to know how you do that in the first place

 

[zzyzx]

i think it would hurt

 

[KSdesign]

sounds like it'll hurt, especially with newly sharpened edges... i'd advise against any sexual activity with ur skis... or goggles

 

[[nick]]

it hurts so good

 

[SkiUnit03]

there is a funny picture somewhere on ns that is a guy having sex with his skis.

 

[bhill2.0]

Only had to read the topic and remember how golden and old this thread is.

 

[steve.o]

hmmmmm............

 

[tequila]

Couldn't be bothered reading all the posts, but sex with cross country skis would have to be so goddam painful!

hahaha

 

[KatieMcCork]

If only I could extract the guy from my topsheet graphic...

 

[potato_man]

no, but i love to stroke them gently. they like it, too

 

[caucasian_chad]

i know it's summer but do you really need to ride your skis that bad?

 

[mocksteeze]

i have never had sex with my own skis, but i did hump the hell out of my friends karma's while he was out of town and another time i dry-humped my other friends nothin' but trouble's. good times...

 

[c+ald]

worst idea ever

 

[TheButterHashira]

who brought this back?

 

[Mezmerize19]

me

 

[dave44]

Nope... don't plan on doing it either. might get cut

 

[EastSteez.]

like everyday

 

[da-bling]

i hope u dull the edges first

 

[BSI]

I'm a home-wrecker, I've only had sex with other people's skis.

 

[dinopudge]

i slept with my rossis the first few nights i got them. so long agoo.

 

[Henry]

hahaha kovtun

 

[supersteez420]

iv never had sex with my skis but if i could i would i love those babies

 

[Sir.Pete]

O RLY

 

[Love.The.Moment]

its nice

 

[tommihq]

i did it once but the edges broke my condom and i got a bad case of STD. Never buy used skis...

 

[TheButterHashira]

Me and my skis are going steady

5000!

 

[triebby]

dude let me tell you, fischers seriously know how to put out. they are not sluts though which is nice.

 

[colin13]

balancing between those two is really hard, they must be center mounted! ahaha..aha...ha......damn that was horrible.

 

[sirskizalot]

wut happens on the ski hill stays on the ski hill

 

[Silence]

I'd do a pair of J.O. Pro's

 

[flatlander08]

I jizzed inside my new Tecnica Agent Ski Boots... just incase they get stolen, they have dna of me raping them good.

 

[notomatoplz]

9 months later...

 

[rudager]

Tyrone(my atomic thugs, yes I do name my skis)....that guy is a menace

I hate sleeping with bamboo though

the prophet 90s aren't the best

 

[popNfresh44]

the only ski things u could fuck are like socks and gloves

 

[harry82989]

well, considering i have the jon olsson pros i would gladly have sex with my skis

 

[noggin_buster]

The farthest I've gotten with my skis is taking them to the bedroom, much to the chagrin of my husband. He feels a little jealous of them. I do stroke them fondly. Although one pair are Salomon Mynx's which are cool-looking but they are chick skis, so if I had sex with them, would I be a lesbian? I love them dearly but not quite like THAT. My old 1080's may be more my type....they're more a men's ski, nice sexy silver, much STIFFER......when I ride up the lift with them they look up at me and say, "Hey babe, take me for a ride."...........

 

[notomatoplz]

ouch

 

[Machete23]

Someday I will get a girl to do the heel piece on my looks. I will post pics when it happens.

 

[splooshie]

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[sack]

ahaha..

 

[rudager]

Scissor?

 

[Abes2009]

im not wasting my time reading all your posts, but you need to stop posting in this thread and get a life and a girl

 

[skibum311]

if thinking about skiing while you're having sex counts.... yeah i have multiple times. my ski's are pretty sexy anyway.