ever have sex with your skis?

[slimbruddah]

This is odd..... does it feel good? Cause I hear if it feels good you should do it.

 

[Jernt]

that was some funny stuff, why can't there be more scott's on this website? crazy mofo.

 

[sn0wbl0w]

wtf

 

[bp.lando]

so is servicing your skis like giving them a huge hand job with lube and a hot iron

 

[STACKS]

uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm na

 

[drewishish]

if you had a really small penis( like BP's) than you could use line skis that come pre drilled.....

 

[wh@t]

hahaha i love oldschool bumped threads

 

[funbox14]

i often lube up my goggles and have sweet sweet love with them

 

[Jake...]

yeah we know.

 

[Apple]

Iv been trying to convince girls to have sex with my scratchs for atleast 3 years now. So far no takes... but i dont get it... They have dildo bindings, and i feel like it couldnt hurt.

Sharpy and I have somekinda long standing bet or dare or something, i cant remember what, but the first one of us to get a girl to fuck our ski's wins. Maybe when we own our sex toy company, One of the products will be a ski. who knows.... the shadow knows...

 

[CJHski]

ok, elaberate on this subject

 

[S-Titterington]

i do it all the time

 

[Liam.KC]

my skis dont have holes in them and the edges are sharp. whoever does that is soo gay

 

[J.Bass]

i have never done anything remotely sexual with my skis... ha haha hahahahaha

 

[Paul-o-Rama]

i've slept im my bed with my skis

 

[killabees]

yea u dont need to pay

 

[Petey.]

go ahead....fuck ur skis...slice ur tool up a little its all good, the most ive ever done is kiss my skis in the morning before i head to the moutain

 

[.Brink.]

what the hell?!?!

 

[Aseets]

DO NOT HAVE SEXY WITH YOUR GOGGLES, you wear those on your face, kidding me?

 

[bitchassphatz]

weird i thought this said 'do you have sex with your sis?'

 

[720laxskier]

id ski rather thna have sex

 

[skiatgore69]

i dont think the creator of this thread is even around anymore

 

[Nadia.]

Sleep with my skiis? ...All the time, although I don't think they love me the way I love them.

Sharp edges = pain.

 

[philipc]

you stole my icon!!

 

[Ronix]

who doesnt

 

[Potatoes]

...no

 

[FilmingBitch]

What's on your mind?!

Sorry guys, I HAD to revive this. Too gold.

 

[timoski]

i slept with both pairs fo my skis the night i got them...but thas all we raelly did...nothing physical just sleep...:-(

 

[Black-Bandanna]

bump in the night

 

[shrEddie]

i just got a pair of surfaces, and i wish i could have sex with them. they are incredible

 

[leckett1]

yea of course i drilled a hole in it to penetrate it. after i was done i realised i ruined my ski...

 

[Wis_Skier_23]

i dont get how it work

 

[Charles^stevens]

umm ok, cool stuff

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

YEY!

 

[Dustin.]

where would i stick it

 

[sack]

no, but I've kissed my snowboard and sometimes my snowboard/skis sleep in my bed.......

that is all

 

[Mat.]

hahahaahha best signature ever!

 

[wh@t]

i came on my scratches faces...

 

[errrka]

i ALMOST made out with my new skis

just kidding...

 

[Knewnews]

good to see this thread, ah the memories.

 

[caitie_baby]

hahah umm i know of a place

 

[bobtheskier05]

what is the point of this thread

 

[Mat.]

why is that ironic?

 

[lushlaxstr]

®thought it would be funnyer

 

[Lé.Skiing]

Yah man twelve days a night... twelve times a night

 

[keystoner1]

never have and dont know how well that would worl edges rnt fun haha

 

[TheButterHashira]

ski sex

 

[nedward]

umm well i am not desperate enough to have sex with inanimate 0bjects...

yet.

 

[invader7]

y?

 

[woogity]

ya dood the edges cut my 15 inch short weiner. they look like emo cuts.