ever have sex with your skis?

no silly goose. you don't literally have sex with your skis. you just pretend you get your skis pregnant. i would never suggest you normally think this way about the opposite sex....but this is an acception because if you get your skis pregnant you can have babies...that way you never need to buy skis again....so if your very first pair breaks....you will become insest........

did i spell THAT WRONG??

'TELL MY WHY!

AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE.....

TELL ME WHY.....AINT NOTHING MISTAKE....

TELL ME WHY.....I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY......................THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY...........!

AND I WANT IT THAT WAY....

i give you a word

i am a nerd...

buttercup

pumpink pie

eat

something

bad

and

you

will

cry

live

up

to

your

dreams

and

make

yourself

ten hut captain spanky
 
I used too do it twice a day but my girlfriend told me that she was going to leave me if I continued to do it soo.....

I do it only once a day.

 
scott remeber that one time when we hooked up and I brought 2 pairs of skis and you brought your powairs. wow that was a good time. I duno but I think your sticks have some practice on mine. just wait because we have been working and I htink mine are going to be better than your's next time. I mean how cna you beat a 3 some.

-paul

 
prins... i know exactly what your talking about. but there are no more three somes...now they are turning into hugeomungo orgies. just wait till i come up for your comp. even your computer will want to join in......

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH BABY!

 
ok...heres the thing, my skis are virgins. my skis will stay virgins. my skis are not sluts or 'easy' so for every1 else out there...BACKUP!! Keep your freaky deaky little skis away from mine!!

 
to bad my skis already had your's. Looks like they have a little secret from you. ohhhhhhhhh bad skis. I heard that they were great too, taught mine a few new moves.

-Paul

 
You know if you hire skis you can be like a major ski slut, trouble is you don't know who's had them before you!

 
Thats ok Prins. I had a little talk with my babies and apparently they say that your skis are kinda 'small' if you know what I mean..

 
why is this post still going!?!?!?!

*im former machete*

~Chris

'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson
 
thats gay

This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
 
Friend of mine did it with his Seth Pistols..... oh... guess that makes him gay then. Ill do it with a pair of MissDemeanours(spelling?)
 
^ haha it is.

This is so lame tho. i read this one post in there about getting your skis pregnant... wat an ass
 
yeah thats some good ole days shit with yellowsnow4u, it would be awesome for him to post again just for shits and giggles but i doubt thats gonna happen, i do miss his posts though
 
my basketball team thinks im gay because i said i would rather ski than hook up with hot girls, but i dont think i would have sex with an inatimate object
 
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