ever have sex with your skis?

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scottkovtun

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kinda curious. some kid told me on the hill last year that he fell deeply in love with his oakley goggles and then came the skis. i guess its ok too, because my very own pair of twinnies turn me on...so i guess its acceptable...

prins was that you?

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
Yes, I will admit that most of the time thoughts of skiing override thoughts of sex, but no, I have never had sex with my skis. Or goggles.

 
well ok i will confess..it was actually myself who said it...maybe the wind was blowing hard when i was on the chairlift by myself..i guess its hard to remember because i always ski bymyself...well sometimes with my other self. but he only comes to watch.

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
What A coincedence In school today we were listing our goals in life and mine all related to skiing so the guy next to me says 'let me guess what you next goal is.. Have sex with your skis' And I was like 'No way man I just sharpened my edges'.

We make a good team Homer.' 'A groin grabbingly good team' - Simpsons
 
hmm, this is an interesting post, im assuming someone is about to analize how having sex with a ski would work.

~Chris

'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson
 
i've kissed my skis on several occasions. That's about it though.

'Dumb man gives wife grand piano...smart man gives wife upright organ'
 
ok good thing you brought that up scott. i just got done testing it out and surprisingly its not too hard...it takes a while to get the ski in a good mood though..you know you have to rub the rusted edges and bathe the bases in smooth wax....

these are the steps:

1. call up your local physician

2. put on a gs suite

3. put that pink thong on

4. get two glasses of fine italian Cabernet wine

5. light a white candel and dim the lights

6. invite the skis to the table

7. start feeling the skis to make sure all edges are safe.

8. make the skis feel relaxed and comfortable while taking off the bindings

9. culk up the remaining screw holes

10. start to lie the skis down

11. make sure everything is ok first too

12. start making the move.......

a very complicated process that can lead to a lot of fun....i mean how many young teenages can sey they had sex with a whore that cost 600 dollers....and thats retail value.

good luck and see you on the slopes!

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
hey scott are you a dumb ass sick little freak. i mean what idiot would explain the moves of getting jiggy with skis. what kind a loser is this. maybe you should post this on some other forum too..who in gods name do you think you are?

damn homo

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
whoa turbo. slow down. i am just trying to have some fun. whats your problem?

i mean least i have support from that one guy.

i don't like swearing either.

and i happen to be really good friends with a homo. really good friends

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
oh ok. just checking. because last time i remembered. you are kicked out of your house and stay at the college library 12 hours a day. you dumb fuck. y don't you start something you peice of ass.

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
LEAVE ME ALONE.....I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU...YOU DON'T KNOW WHATS ITS LIKE MAN..I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND..

bastard!

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
huh. i only have one don't i. maybe that other guy is in my head...can you see his posts too?

weird man, stuff is messed up

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
hey this is the regular scoot. all those other scotts are messed up. what nonsense they produce. so whats up guys. ready to ski or what? i am pumped to race.....racing for life!

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
ok..that was fucking weird!

'Dumb man gives wife grand piano...smart man gives wife upright organ'
 
i swear scott if you disregard me like that again i will kill you .....i willl kill you scott i swear. i know where you live. i own your head bitch!

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
Yeah. It could be like ask scott and you could get the opinion of each one of his personalities. Although I question whether the NS servers could take that many responses at a time.

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
 
ok sounds radical. harvey can you hook me up bro. that would totally be bodashis!!!!!

totally knarley!

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
Dude, that's some crazy shit, I guess I've kissed skis before and hug them at least once a day. My mates all hug and kiss their snowboards too, haha. it's all good.

'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
 
absolutely right mate. we have all versions of scott. since he only gets proposals from prostitutes.....he is quite a bloody fool. haha...he declined a whore...who would do such a thing? damn fossils.

burnettes are so so so so so HOT, they make me get nervous A LOT, so next time you get the chance, take a second, and third glance.
 
yellowsnow4u that's an awesome idea to have the 'Ask Scott' section. Maybe we could make a post about that here, as long as Scott, or at least one of his personalities, agrees to that.

 
yeah, that'd be rad!

'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
 
uh

~Chris

'If the bible has taught us one thing and nothing else - and it hasn't - its that guys should stick to guy sports and girls should stick to girl sports, like foxy boxing and hot oil wrestling and such and such' - homer simpson
 
hmmm... i slept with my Skogens when I first got them, but then the edges cut my cheek in the middle of the night... bitches.

Join the Tribal Revolution!
 
well i didnt have sex with my 1080s, but i had to like pretend i was making out with them for a skit.. i had to like pretend i was acting like mary catherine gallager from SNL, but at the same time i was dressed up like britney spears in her "baby.. one more time" video.. because halloween was that day anyways.. it was really embarassing to say the least!

*brooke*

 
well actually my nice skogens with rusted edges occupy my bed!! yeah i sleep in a different room do to my sister being in spain for like a year or something like that so right now they are al nice and warm under the covers jsut waiting to be skied on

It takes a big man to cry but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
 
HEY NOW! That's somfucked up shit. And people say I'm fucked up. But, i must admit, me and my 1260s are in a relationship, its only a brief kiss be4 bed evry nite though. Anyting else is just wrong.

 
hahaha. i kiss my skis all the time. its so romantic! specially when you are hiking the pipe and they just stare at you. you have to give them some kind of love. they are the basis for tricks.

i'm kissing my skis so much

even at the dinner table or during lunch

actually this post is quite stupid

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Confucious says...dumb man gives wife grand piano. Smart man gives wife upright organ.

 
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