Ever destroyed anything in the park?

At Stowe two seasons ago they had a flat closeout rail and I was responsible for putting my ski/leg through the wooden panel of the closeout. the hole was there to warn others for weeks later haha
 
My friend and I 'accidentally-ish' rolled a large PVC tube down almost the entire park. This thing has to be around 500 lbs....
 
One of my friends got hurt really badly on a jump so I completely destroyed the lip to it by kicking it a lot. I wanted to make sure nobody else gets hurt on that jump.
 
Shut the fuck up. #murda4tom but actually it was a really shitily built jump so I just sent a message to the park crew that they need to make something that doesn't cause bad injuries. Seriously, so many people were getting fucked up on it.
 
on a slushy day at snoqualmie I tried to slide the 7 or 8 foot up rail that was pole jam style, coming out of the ground. I slipped getting on and ended up nutting the rail, which the proceeded to fall over, in the middle of the park..
 
Thank goodness you were there to ensure the safety of everyone. I'm sure the jump was much more safe after you fucked up the lip.

park crews don't get paid enough to deal with this type of shit.
 
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There's a wall ride at my hill and the back of it (non rideable) was made out of paper thin plastic, I rage punched a hole in in and several kids joined in. #sorrrryyy
 
We tried (and failed thankfully) really hard to knock the wall ride out of the ground and down the mountain. I'm talking wall bonks with the force of Zues. It was a giant triangle with doors and an enclosure inside you could go into. It was always our dream and youngins to send it down into the pond at the base, but luckily it was too heavy for us to move.
 
Idunno about your mountain, but at northstar and heavenly I definitely don't see them taking laps all day
 
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