Ever catch yur dick in your zipper.????

derick

derick

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last night i caught my dick in my zipper..and it fucking hert like hell and it bleed a bit.the problem is my gf wants to have sex tammorow ,and i dont no if i can it kills when i play with it lol... anyone elce do this...
 
HAHAHA.. sorry had to get that out.. yeah, its happend to me before, when i was like 5, and i wore those 1 piece PJ's, hurts like a bitch
 
on monday was she like.."hey, you know i really dont want to participate in wednesdays steak and blowjob day, but i was thinking thursday at about 3:15pm would be good for some sex. to pencil that into your calendar...unless of course theres some sort of sore on your dick, in which case, CANCELLED."
 
my grandfather once told me about the time when both him and his brother went to the same elementary school. one day he his teacher called him up and told him that he needed to go to the bathroom. In the there was his brother, covered in blood, with his zipper a little more then half way up. Apparently he was going for a quick zip and everything wasnt put away. so my grandfather had to unzip his pants for him.
 
hurt like a bitch. One night after heavy drinking i woke up with a huge cut on my peter and i looked at the pants i was wearing and there was a huge hole in the crotch area. i dont remember what happened but i must have ran into something. neosporin for a week so it didnt kill.
 
i did it when i was in high school, maybe a junior or something... anyway, it bled like hell and i went home. i almost went to the er because i thought i'd need stitches. i just neosporined the shit out of it and it was okay in a week. that was really embarassing telling my girlfriend we couldn't do it for a while. haha.
 
This one time I was taking a piss and I wasnt payin much attention. So I went to adjusted my pants and that must have triggered my zipper to move up a little and for a brief second. It caught the tinest piece of skin on my dick right near my sack, right between one of the tracks and the zipper merly pinching it.. I cant believe how excrutiating and unbearable the pain was.
 
Yah, years ago, it hurt like fuck, and not i sort of lean back every time i zip up to avoid it. actually, i just wear briefs, which dont have very accessible flys, so ig otta pull em down a bit.
 
Did it last month. man did that hurt. blood all over. i had ice down my pants for a week.

and then today when i was volenteering as a mascot a friend kneed me in the groin, i was so sure i was bleeding, but no, just felt like i was going to puke.
 
Yeah, it sucks worse than just about anything else in the world, especially like someone said above, when you just get a tiny bit of skin caught in the teeth, man it kills...but just be more careful from now on, I know I am.
 
Uhm... or perhaps not would be a better idea.

I used to do that all the time, fortunately hasn't happened to me recently because I've gotten a lot more careful. Hurts like a bitch, hopefully won't happen again.
 
Happened to me last week....worst experience of my life. I had the same gf problem also. We were makin' out and she went for it, and all I said was "Not today."
 
I've zipped up my dick before. I made my gf give me a BJ later on that day, she complained about the cut on my schlong but I made her keep going and explained it wasn't nearly as bad as the time she wanted to 69 and she was early.
 
one of the reasons I do the pull over

but yeah, I used to have one of those one piece pajamas that zipped my dick a lot
 
I always make sure the goods are put away, and derick why the hell werent you wearing boxers or anything????
 
you... plan when you are going to have sex? "my girlfriend wants to have sex tomorrow" In my experiance sex is more spontanious than that
 
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