Ever buy something off an infomercial?

Sean...M

Sean...M

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We all know theres some sweet shit sometimes on those infomercials, but I'm curios if anyone has ever actually bought something off of them? I figured some of you guys on here have had to. What'd you get and how'd it turn out
 
My next door neighbor(who is weird as fuck) was out mowing his lawn one day and he randomly mentions that he bought one of those automatic nose hair trimmers. He said it worked so well that i could use it anytime.
 
This fucker gets me every time...

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miracle blades and magic bullet. the knives are amazing, had them like 4 years and still work like new. the magic bullets are pretty sick too
 
We have actually bought a few Food Savers. This is AMAZING. Sooooo handy for keeping food fresh.

And we have a magic Bullet: so baller.

And the Miracle Blade 3 Perfection Series: again super awesome. Use them everyday.
 
shamwow is no where near as good as they say in da commercials.

i kid you not, when i saw the infomercial i was tripping balls. Like i was fucking pumped. I wanted to go spill some coke on my carpet and clean it up with this motherfucker then afterbang the shit out of it.

but sadly i was decieved by the commercial, to my ever so pleasent suprise a couple weeks ago my art teacher come's in with a shit load of shamwow ( !!!! ) because she figured it would really help out around the classroom, i was the first to "accidently" spill paint so i could use it. and it was good, but not nearly as good as the commercials. You can ring it out pretty wuick and turn it dry again but not anazingly fast. Its decent but not as good as it looks.

What i do want though is that magic bullet, honestly i watched that infomercial for like 10 seconds and was set on buying one, but THE MAN said no!! ( my mom)
 
isnt the shamwow just one of those wet-dry shammy cloths you get to dry your car after you wax it? those things mildew like fuck, but if you let them dry out they turn into concrete basically
 
i love the magic bullet commercial. the best part is the old british woman walking around in her nightie smoking and like putting her ashes in peoples food
 
if billie mays could do his signature in caps lock, he totally would. than he would smash the keyboard with his face like this RTRTGGHHJJJUHYF and then wipe himself down with oxyclean, even though that makes no sense.
BILLIE MAYZ 4 LYFEEE
 
billy mays has got to be the greatest tv salesman of all time. in fact i wrote an essay about him last year; unfortunately, i lost it.

i have bought the magic bullet, but from the store, not off TV.

 
Kinoki foot pads. they're supposed to take toxins and stress outa your body and make you healthier.

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I wanted to buy that shit so bad just to see what the fuck it would do if I wore them for a week.
 
I like the guy who doesn't like vegetables.
"Vegetables, I HATE Vegetables!... wow, that is great!""Broccoli, I HATE Broccoli!... That is amazing, you can't even taste it"
 
Miracle blade 3!!!!

what!!!

ohh emmm geee i had no ideahhh!!!11!1!!

i love the hype on those commmercials, myrical blaydes are the shyt!
 
LOLLLL my grampa bought 25 dollars worth of shamwows and my grama yelled him out hardcore for it when she found out. i was like yessss and when i spilled gingerale(it was legitly accidently) all over the carpet i was so pumped to use one. they actually work pretty well
 
I think most of everything on infomercials is amazing. I bought the miricle blades. which are sick. I also bought the ronco rotisary which cooks made good food. so as of now i would recomend infomercials
 
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miracle blades are UNREAL

best knives ever 3 years later they still cut better then anything, they are not lying

my paring knife went dull, we called them up, and they sent us an entire new set for just shipping.

get these knives
 
i had my mom buy them for me for xmas, because i loved that infomercial, i tried to cut wood and shit like they do on tv and they broke, so in my opinion they sucked
 
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