Ever been arrested?

closest i've came is at night i was crossing the street from a poker game to my buddies house. a cop car pulls stops us and sergeant dick head comes out (i know him since he's local and he knows me. he hates my dad) and starts telling us all the trouble we could get in for being out so late (midnight). then he's like since i'm a nice guy i'll let you off easy. so we get my buddies paintball gun and he goes up the road and turns around. and i lit his car the fuck up. probably at least 20 shots. popped up and yelled FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and booked it into the woods. he came to my house the next day and told me he knew it was me. i said no actually it wasnt me. did the person yell fuck you asshole by chance? then my dad made him leave since he had no reason to be on our property. it was awesome.
 
I got tackled and put in cuffs in front of two whole bus loads of people for vaulting over some stupid barrier that apparently "wasn't supposed to be crossed". It was on Canada day and a whole god damned bus load of people got pics of it happening but my friend never friggen took out his phone to snap a pic so I'm kinda sad....

If anyone was on one of those buses and got a pic (was in Ottawa in front of Rideau Centre) send it to me!
 
twice..

The first time is kinda a long story, but the charges were burglary, corruption of minors, criminal and defiant tresspass, auto theft, and an underage

The second time was because a few of us stole a wet floor sign from burger king as part of a scavenger hunt
 
HE WAS FUCKING JOKING YOU DUMBFUCK! HE NEVER WENT TO FUCKING JAIL!!!!!!

seriously, go fucking kill yourself for being such a retard.
 
My best friend from home is facing a jail sentence. He was drunk at a party and one of his friends was getting the shit kicked out of him by two other kids, he was hammered and scared so he picked up a wooden chair and broke it over the kids head. A week later someone else took an ax to the kid that got the chair broken over his heads car and the police jus assumed it was my friend, he has a shitty public defender so on the 17th he goes away for i think 120 days and could be facing more charges when he gets out. hes getting screwed over
 
no you weren't kidding. you're just a complete fucking retard with no brain. sorry i get pissed when people that dumb should have been killed.
 
why so serious?

me and my friend used to paint graffiti (well i tried, i was really shitty) my friend is super sick though, but i did it anyways cause afterwards i felt like the man....so one night we snuck out at like 1 in the morning, and we were painting in this park and ride thing, and this car is driving by, so we got in our van, well the car turns out to be a cop and seeing as theeres only one way out of the parking lot, he corners us...we ended up getting arrested, my friend got handcuffed, we got taken to the station, they pin pointed us on most of the other stuff we had painted, and we got to sit in holding cells for 3 hours and our parents had to come pick us up at 5 am in the morning...it was pretty shitty

this was last november, since my friend is under 18 he hasnt heard anthing back from the police yet, i was 17 at the time now 18 so i've been to court already and its looking like around a 1000 dollars of fines, and maybe somewhere around 100 hours of community service

looking back i would have never painted graffiti unless i wasnt such a dumbass about it, i lived in a big city, and i was good--end of story
 
haha ya you do ^ thats epic.

mine isnt so much of an arrest but its a good ol time

me and a friend were rummaging around a lot of unfinished houses just messing around and looking for cool stuff, anyway, we notice that the backyard is a big square that starts high around the edges then dips in about 6 feet all the way around, considerably like a bowl, this is where fate kicked in, we noticed a monstrosity of a stack of sheets of ply wood.

after about an hour of work, we had lined nearly the whole bowl with plywood, but why?

we got our longboards, and skated that bowl all the way around the edge and just tearing it up, sooo much fun. even sprinklers went on and we shreaded in the water which was awesome.

unfortunately the neighbor to the lot was a farmer and came after us and told us if he ever saw us again he'd call the cops and would have us arrested for tresspassing and vandalism.

so dope
 
1st: MIP as a high school junior

2nd: criminal trespass, public urination, disorderly

3rd: MIP soph year of college
 
My friend Victor had moved out of his house, and was staying with my other friend Zach. Zach went to Aspen with his family for vacation, and Victor needed a place to stay so we took him in. He left most of his stuff at the house, and had all the keys and combinations to the biggest house in the nicest development around (3 million dolllar home). So, we threw a pretty big party there.

That went over totally fine, it was the next day that went to shit

He asked me to go to the house with him to help clean up, and would be taking Zach's car because he told us we could borrow it. So on the way over we picked up 2 people and a game cube. Once at the house we were cleaning, had ripped a bong a few times, but were well behaved nonetheless. Another friend Drew showed up in his station wagon and we were all just hanging out. Then some random lady came into the basement and started screaming at us to leave, and was calling the police. So we called Zach to find out what was going on and he told us we needed to book it out of there and coulnd't take his car. So we all pile into Drew's car, and head to the end of the driveway, but couldn't pull out because that crazy lady had used her bmw as a barricade. Around the driveway was a big metal fence so we were pretty stuck.

When 5 cop cars came screaming up the road, the kid in the front seat, Terrance, the only dirty black kid in the town, threw back 3 bottles of very expensive wine and a few beers he'd stolen from the house without anybody knowing. We tossed them into the bed of the wagon and got out of the car to greet the cops.

Cops were'nt having it because Terrance and another kid had prety lengthy criminal records and the cops know them by their first names so immediately made it out to be something worse.

Auto theft cause Zach pussed out and told his mother, who pressed the charges of burglary, criminal, and definat tresspass, that we had stolen the car. Burglary and defiant tresspass are both felonies, so Victor ended up in jail under a $50,000 bail.

Corruption of minors because I was the only minor, and had been corrupted by all the nonsense.

Terrance got arrested last month for JACKING OFF TO PORN IN THE PUBLIC LIBRARY, IN THE KIDS SECTION, ON A PROXY. Hes one of those damn red blips as a sexual predator
 
Gah I know. I have so many bad things to say about that kid. But for some reason I really don't think ramming into the BMW would have helped us out at all...but running definitely would have.
 
yea my hut that i built got cought on fire and the cops found out it as me and i was brought in and drug tested and failed it sucked because i didn't even start the fire...
 
i was running as fast as i could, trust me. fortunately we ran through a swamp with skunk cabbage in it, which apparently completely threw off the dog
 
Yes. Then pergered myself. Then they said my court date would show up in 2 months. Its been almost a year...
 
ohh man last summer i was being the immature kid i am and played some ding dong ditch(drunk outta our minds) and got pick up by the cops cause i passed out on some guys lawn
 
haha not so much

1: 8th grade, Breaking and entering

2: 10th grade, shoplifting, a&b, and resisting arrest (still dealing with that shit)
 
a ton of close calls.

1. shootin up this public pool with my air soft gun hitting a buncha life guards.

2. tp'ing a bunch of houses and egging their shit up too, hopped 5 fences and each yard had a fucking dog.

3. driving arou\nd at 1 am with my bro, i was 15 he was 14. got pulled over and only had a drivers permit and not even close to getting my license. he let me off easy.

4. breaking a few windows with eggs.

a ton more that arent coming to my mind right now
 
I think the only reason i'm in this much trouble is because i have a little record myself. I got taken in at age 13 for toilet papering houses, and i have a public endangerment charge on my driving record and i have been pulled over 12 times so i just look like i need to get in trouble.
 
there's a song called "learn how to drive" by the expendables, you should listen to it. twelve times... how are you even allowed behind the wheel of a car anymore?
 
Because i have only gotten 2 tickts. I'm good with words. I just have a speeding problem. But your right i'm starting to put a little more effert into my driving skills. But if i get pulled over one more time my lisence get revoked for a year.

AWSOME!!!!!
 
ah i got ya, yea I've had a number of those too. the best was when I was given a drunk sobriety test when I was high, fuck i was nervous.

only one ticket, 97 in a 65. the judge and the cop thought I was crazy when I showed up to fight it in court, as if I was crazy to exercise the "rights" the law gives me. I had 5 separate grounds for the ticket to be thrown out and still lost my case to the bitch judge. fucking kangaroo courts.
 
Oh my bad i left out the took us to jail first then released us. So your right i guess i didn't like stay the night or get bailed out. i just got let go. Sorry man. I should have been more clear.
 
1. Manufactured distribution of a controlled substance in a school or park zone.

2. Wreckless driving (140 in a 55).

3. disturbing a peace officer.

 
possession of WEED, mofo. i stopped reporting to my PO in December and didn't pay my attorney everything he tried charging me, though (he fucked me over), so there's a couple warrants out for my arrest in Michigan's UP. guess i just won't go back there...
 
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