Even better than getting laid...

[AcidKing]

Is when your girlfriend leaves her unopened Twix PB on your dresser and forgets about it when she leaves. FUCKING WIN!

 

[Shadows]

/sex claim

 

[MrYeates]

lucky...

 

[beezey]

:] I used to leave snacks around and forget them

for ex's.... now i'm sad.

 

[epoxiedtip]

tell me why.

 

[2L208]

you can leave treats around for me if you'd think that would relive your sadness

 

[Rockhound]

 

[SteezyOhio]

yea me too. we don't even have to have sex. i mean that'd be a french benefit.

 

[2L208]

manage a trois ?

 

[inb4_UMAD]

the best things in life are free

 

[geteducated]

twix is awesome.

 

[585.]

twix pb > twix original

 

[Swan_Solo]

I'd call claim on this but PB twix bars are really that delicious.

 

[geteducated]

haven't had pb. been out of the chocolate bar scene for a while now. some people say i eat to many chocolate bars...

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

im gonna have to go and make me a twix smore right about now

 

[eljusto.]

I like your sig.

 

[jwalt]

TWIX PB ARE THE BEST CANDY BAR KNOWN TO MAN IF YOU HAVENT HAD ONE OR DISLIKE IT YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF SERIOUSLY ITS OREOS AND PEANUT BUTTER SURROUNDED BY GODLY CHOCOLATE WHATS NOT TO LIKE

 

[BIG-DUMPS]

Excuse me my friend, but...nothing, is better than getting laid. The next best thing is twix pb, when you finished #1, you went to #2.

 

[neutralzombie]

what's this? men say chocolate better than sex? interesting!

 

[inb4_UMAD]

Today's Stats Lesson:
-Never infer anything from a faulty sample.

Have a Great Day!

 

[Goku]

Deep Tissue Massage>Sex

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

twix>chocolate

 

[mega.]

FAIL. sex>candy bars

 

[jambone]

Heroin?