Eternal Life

schlonginator

schlonginator

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Answer my questions in my signature for eternal life

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'Answer these 7 questions for eternal life'

1.If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

2.If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

3.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

4. After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

5.Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built?

6.What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

7.If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
 
Here are my answers... but i really don't want eternal life

1. nope, b/c they wrote it and they would then be preforming

2.two b/c they are 2 seperate people that are joined, make any sense?

3. yep

4. i'd say no

5.building comes from the old english word 'bilden' so it just got changed around

6.purple

7.itself

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If ya can't tuck it, then huck it, and if that don't work fuck that shizness.
 
1.

by definition:

Karaoke-A music entertainment system providing prerecorded accompaniment to popular songs that a performer sings live, usually by following the words on a video screen.

The performance of such music.

Yes. it's still karaoke.

2. two players.

3. It could happen. But no, it shouldn't happen!

4. nope

5.

Ask snoop.

6.

purple

7. something larger

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
why would you wanna live forever? i cant ever imagine living past 50...unless you stay forever young

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SMS Session 2

''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before performing this procedure).'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

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1. still karaoke..so yep

2. Okay, in my opinon, if they are attatched at the head, with only 1 brain, then it's one player. otherwise, it's two separate minds, and therefore, two different people.

3. They aren't very skinny, but they could indeed

4. i'd have to say no

5. whatever skigirl said

6. because of lack of blood and oxygen in they're heads (assuming they have 'blood'), they would turn yellow.

7. something bigger than it is

-Sara

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why would you not want eternal life? you could jib forever

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'Answer these 7 questions for eternal life'

1.If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

2.If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

3.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

4. After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

5.Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built?

6.What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

7.If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
 
I would not like eternal life

1st because you go older and when your 200 years old you can't jib anymore

and when you got eternal life you can't enjoy life. You enjoy something because it has an end

PAG
 
what if you never got older? that'd be kinda cool...but I still wouldn't like it.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
there is no such thing as LIVING conjoined twins with only one brain.

Do you even know what conjoined twins are?



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'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

FROSTMONKEY

 
eternal life would get bland after awhile. think about it. once you've lived long enough to see it all, theres nothing more to make life worthwhile. also, it would drive you crazy to watch every single person you know or love die

 
exactly and what would happen when the sun elxploded and earth just died out, and what if earth was destroyed, would you float around space forever, there wouldnt be anything to do after earth, and eternity is eternity, so its a long ass time and earth is only a fraction of that time, and what if there wasnt any intelligent life then there would be nothing to do and you would become insane because you would have noone to talk to and all that other stuff and it would suck

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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
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