As a NZer I have natural hate on our big cuzins Australia over the tasman, who dominate us with every thing (surf.... girls.... money...) ....everything that is, except snow and mountains...
Jaffa's and fair dinkums: big rivers, sheeps. knifey spoony, southern hemisphere, six white boomers, the difference between aussie rules, and rugby, Wanaka, Frilled Liazards and surfing.
NZ and downunder explained in 30 or so words.
NZers and Australians, I love you both. NZers, mostly because of the All Blacks (i know a few of them, three of them have stayed at my house before, they're awesome). Australians, mostly because of your animals and your women.
and i've grown up around you guys, i can understand you perfectly well.