Essay wording

[affirmative]

I'm writing an essay on how to "grind a rail," but everyone just laughs at me discussing grinding rails. I might use "how to slide rails," but I'm not sure. I can't think of any other word combination that works. I don't care if they're funny or normal, I just need some ideas.

 

[DoublyDeeze]

how to jib!

 

[superpoluha]

cool dude...

 

[davar6]

do you really need to say that?

 

[Dainsey]

do how to afterbang like tom wallisch

lolz

 

[.frenchy]

 

[GingaNinja]

You could call it like "Rails 101" or something...... Anything else I think of sounds inappropriate.

 

[Shredneck]

it needed to be said.

"How to slide a rail"

 

[affirmative]

Haha, no one in my class skis, so I will be using the terms afterbang and steezy in my speech.

 

[OhMyBosh]

why dont you not write a shitty essay like everyone does about "how to do *insert my hobby here*...

write about something original and funny.

 

[affirmative]

The soccer players are writing about soccer, the bikers about biking, the band geeks about music, and I'm not going to write two pages on how to run a cross country race

 

[karmagod]

Slip in "If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box" somewhere in your essay. Your teacher might just offer you some extra credit

 

[Clevinger]

So write about something better...
I did one on the VW Beetle. A lot funnier/more interesting than it sounds.

 

[1337]

his teacher better be 26/f/and horny or all bets are off

 

[affirmative]

That's a negative ghost rider. It's a process paper, so a VW beetle wouldn't be a good one.

 

[Malcolm]

i wouldnt use the word grind

 

[Elg]

"how to do lip slides on rails and nose presses on boxes"