erich's penis fan club will take over the world!!!!

Its a fan club, and it will, sorry, is a damn good one. If you want in, ask us about the initiation ceremonies, otherwise, meet the EPFC hti list.

Add him!!

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
woah, ok. woah. hold the boat there tyler, you're missing the overlord, which goes above the president, although he does not partake in any of the club's official gatherings/sacrifices/traditions, etc. he is merely a bigwig that all the money gets to eventually.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
well i make myself the official queen of the ANTI-EPFC.. memberships and positions are open to anyone. this is anarchy baby

*brooke*

'I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.'
 
tyler, i hate to say this but... i think we need to put brooke on the list, not that she isnt cool or anything but, the ANTI-EPFC?? come on, that deserves the list

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Sam

Attorney General / inspector/talker of good food / NO. 2 of the EPFC

actionsportsworld.net
 
no tyler will never put me on the list. i will just make a pouty face to him and he will be succummed once again to the evil girl powers

*brooke*

'I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.'
 
fuckin-a, i want my girlfriend in on this too then, Cynthia*Eve (a rare sighting on NS, but here nevertheless) is hereby the overqueen of the overlord of the president of the EPFC.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
THERE WILL BE NO QUEEN cause my guy is the president of that dictatorshit i mean dictatorship.. the anarchy has spoken :)

*brooke*

'I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.'
 
You want anarchy? I'll give you anarchy. If you care to join forces Brooke, I'll help you destroy the EPFC. If not, I'll do it myself. Nothing against all of you in the club, I just wanna make Erich resent his wang. And skipimp...I'm sure I'll be seeing you at some point so you better build an immunity to torture. Cuz I'm gonna make you tell me everything about the club so I can use it to stricken the EPFC from the history books.

 
thats quite a bit you want done... and this means from now on you will forever be an archenemy of the EPFC

-Grant

*Manager/honorary goat / spokerperson / Mini me of the EPFC
 
strengthen the defenses men! We stand to fight for liberty, order and Erichs Penis!

This is crap. Tyler, you just became the EPFC's weakest link. girls ruin all the guys's fun...

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
Am I on thw e hit list cause that would be odopr as fuckkkkkk... GAGAGAG ADON 'T DKILL ME.... AHHHHHHHHHHHH..,... I wan ot obae the treasueer or mabe the 'rEconognizer of awesome shit', thhat wouild be cool as fuck.

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-Dan

I canm't belives that Lou Kang is dead... faaack.

'Fruckin' hiccups'
 
i think uh.. dan is a little drunk

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Sam

Attorney General / inspector/talker of good food / NO. 2 of the EPFC

actionsportsworld.net
 
yeah foreman help me out. i think this little ploy against erich is great! muahaha.

*brooke*

'I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.'
 
powder princess, did tou ever consider joining the silent army? we could use a lady on our team

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
yeah well regarding the silent army, what was tyler telling me about how he took it over last week or something?

*brooke*

'I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.'
 
nobody will EVER take over the silent army. we're a peaceful bunch, we don't like to fight, only break harvey out of jail (reffer to 'harvey in jail' post)

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
well you can contemplate your joining, we're in the process of making a thread in which we will tell the history of the army and how one can go about joing this wonderous cult.....err.......i mean army

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
Let anarchy reign!! Down with the EPFC! Mark my words...Erich will cut his wang off! With dental floss! And all of you EPFC'ers will follow his lead and cut your wangs off too! Unless you're a girl, in which case you'll shred you nipples off with a cheese grater!

 
holy fucking shit, this is the funniset thing ever, i need to go to nonskigabber more, i thought this got deleted and it was no more, but just you wait.

THE ALMIGHTY ERICH'S PENIS FAN CLUB WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

and from now on i will be the official jedi master of the epfc

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founding member of the erich's penis fan club

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~

 
oh, and foreman, you're going down harder than your mom did last night

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
kevin, think before you speak tyler and i will eat you alive muahahah

*brooke*

'I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.'
 
but i didn't say anything!!!! that was chris!!! fdksfjldsjfldsjfl so confused!!!!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the Erich's penis fan club. The real brains behind the opperation.

We have met our opposition and it comes in the form of the silent army.
 
'let anarchy reign'?!?! Do you kids even know what anarchy means? Let's start an anarchy club?! NO!!!! You can't have organized anarchy.

And YES, I am OVERQUEEN of the OVERLORD of the President. powderprincess is OUT.

 
OH BURN!!!! 10 points for cindy

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the Erich's penis fan club. The real brains behind the opperation.

We have met our opposition and it comes in the form of the silent army.
 
so its agreed, brooke and tyler are the president and queen, and also official cannibals.

sean and cindy are hereby banished from the erich's penis fan club, and if they's got a problem with that they can take it up with the jedi master

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
I'm erich's personal body gaurd when he goes to Whis (and i show him how to thug up on the hoes...no doubt) so I guess that makes me the royal gaurd of erich's penis fan club.

 
but chris you idiot brook is trying to attack us!!!she is the enemey!!!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the Erich's penis fan club. The real brains behind the opperation.

We have met our opposition and it comes in the form of the silent army.
 
i am here by resigning as vp of the EPFC and am reassuming my position of the regular erich fan club. that is all. i am sorry and appologize

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the Erich's penis fan club. The real brains behind the opperation.

We have met our opposition and it comes in the form of the silent army.
 
TRAITOR!!!! WHY DONT YOU JUST GO AND JOIN THE SILENT ARMY!???, THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING ON THE LIST, AND AS THE OFFICIAL JEDI MASTER, I SWEAR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!! THE INFIDELS MUST PERISH!! THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS!!!!!

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
well, its official, im out...

why?? i dont know, but i think somewhere deep inside i want to watch the epfc just collapse... it will be a huge failure and i will laugh, yes, that is why im no longer with epfc

so i resign tonight as i guess the manager,spokesperson, honorary goat, and the mini me and shall enjoy watching the collapse take place before my very eyes

-Grant

Soon the EFPC will collapse...
 
YOU WILL PERISH ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE UNENLIGHTENED!!!!

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
hey chris, do you have one of those plastic lightsabers yet? And grant... dissapointment... the EPFC will rule all with its brand of clothing and free stickers.

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
alright...i just got back from america junior and this is getting way out of hand! i do however have a new wallpaper...thanks for that picture

''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
 
mua-ha-ha. the 'EPFC' is collapsing. FINE, if the Jedi Master doesnt see it fit, me and Cindy are now officially out TOO!!!

We're starting the 'Sean and Cindy anti Tyler and Brooke and Jedi Master and Kevin and EPFC Club' Only Sean and Cindy can be in it. Who's with me?!

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
exactly brooke, EXACTLY! why the hate!? trying to make anarchy when you're completely contradicting what anarchy is....you got told by Cindy...C to da izzo yo

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
no no NO! anarchy is simply the lack of any authority, it becomes chaos because people are idiots. BUT, you can't have organized anarchy, like starting an anarchy club and stuff, doesn't work. oxymoron, contradiction. Now you got told buy sean too, S to da eezo

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
lack of governing body, there, that sounds better

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
haha, u guyz need to go out and ski or sumthing...

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i'm stuck at work....all i have is my sunflower seeds, my free swix water bottle, and the internet

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
Well....skipimp has signed his death warrent. And it looks like everyone is bailing out on him. And as far as Cindy's organized anarchy theory goes.....I don't know what you're talking about...I'm still on the anarchy plan. I'm on my own program. I just figured I'd use Brooke as a tool for a bit. Wildcard is the name of the game.

Death to the EPFC! A scourge upon your lines for generations to come!
 
i am here by reforming the regular Erich fan club.

that is all

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
All is Looooosstt!!!! Nooooooo!!!!

Anyways, who wants to ski this weekend?

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
you guys need to add henry the liftie at snoblowme to the list.

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
awwww, why don't you cry about it kevin?

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
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