Epic socially awkward dude.

Hahahaha, I love the picture of the couch, then he gets closer and closer, zooming into the crevice between cushions, and I'm thinking, "surely not, he's not going too...yep, he fucked his couch." rofl
 
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that was a real gem, that first one especially. Do weightlifters actually piss in bottles, or is this guy just fucked?
 
using a lube is a good (and easy) way to enhance the realism of your fapping. I like to use lubes that are hypoallergenic, non-comodogenic, unscented (scented lotions contain irritants), and contain nutrients to help moisturize and nourish your skin. This way fapping isn't just a way to cum, it's also a good opportunity to take good care of your penis.
 
first one was a repost but the second one, i died at the pictures zooming in on the little space between the couch cushions

dude fucked yo couch!!
 
WHOA I looked at the name, then at the icon then at the name and then my brain exploded. Just thought I would let you know.

And those were sooo epic!
 
brix have been shat..........
i could have gone my entire life without seeing his couch
 
not true. a kid at my school admitted to having sex with his couch. unfortunately he felt the need to tell my friend and i about it during class one day. he would stick dvd cases in the sides of his couch to make it "tighter", then bang a bag full of lotion. then he transferred after word spread about all the shit he had done (made out with his cousin, banged a solid 7, etc.)
 
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