EPIC FACEBOOK DRINK DRIVING FAIL! SILLY GIRL!

So this chick I don't know very well posted some shit on facebook early this morning about how she drove home drunk last night. Predictably everyone ripped her to shreds.
FOR THIS TO MAKE SENSE, READ EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN.
Later on the original status was deleted and was replaced with this:
CLICK IMAGES!
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Part 2
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Part 3:
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OK, NOW: The first link posted by Sam in the above screenshot is this photo:
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The second, posted by me (karl) is this one: (Yeah my photoshop skills have quite a bit to answer for, I know)
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And finally, part 4:
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Oh yeah, I know my rap SUCKED SHIT. Jacob's was dope as fuck I thought.
 
i hate people who post shit like that as their status. she deserved to be embarrassed and shit on by everyone.
 
i didn't laugh but i chuckled inside because i too hate all the stupid bitches that post about being drunk n shit on facebook
 
there we go again, peoples stupid shenanigans on facebook making them think they're more important then they really are.
 
your rap sucked dick. i had to read it over like 5 times to even understand that you were trying to rap there.
 
it was a very poor decision for this chick to drive drunk. even more poor of a decision to post about it on facebook. that said, do you realize how lame it is to do "facebook raps"?
 
of course i read your post. you said your rap sucked. i was saying, i couldn't even tell it was rap you fuck.
 
I knew you had to be Australian when I kept reading "Drink Driving." I don't know why people say that, it doesn't make sense.
 
It seams that you are makeing a huge deal about drink driving when she said she only had one or two, that is perfectly fine, people drive after alot more than that and dont crash all the time (although i still think its a stupid thing to do) i know someone who sometimes takes speed and then drives some mates home.
 
Yeah bro, I fully agree. But the combination of me not really liking this chick and her completely arrogant, stubborn retarded fucking attitude left me no option. I mean, who does that then posts that shit on facebook.
Also, I'm not convinced she "only had one or two".
And thank you Mr Panda for pointing out that is indeed the NZ flag... Being called an Aussie is a MASSIVE insult.
Chur.
 
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