when they're walking into the liquor store before the party in like episode 3 or w/e
(talking about prom)
Eric: Yea turtle i was begging my girlfriend for sex, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who wouldnt accept your mother's credit card
Turtle: Cmon guys get dates, it'll be like Prom! Eric: So I guess that means you won't have a date
Turtle: Fuck you guys, I told you 10,000 fucking times, she had food poisoning!-Entourage HBO