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alpentalik

alpentalik

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I was chilling at a beach cabin this weekend outside of seattle and come upon quite a revelation...i know it sounds silly and obsessive, but you can make really sick terrain park layouts in the sand...sticks for rails and such...i got super creative and made the enitre layout from last years parkasaurus and used a dead seagul as the blow up dinosaur...well not really the last part, but yeah...if you're really bored this summer and miss skiing its worth fucking around with...keeps you busy and away from making dumb shit fuck poo brain posts on this site...have fun and be safe, sand can be harmful.

''Chicks dig SARS''

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you can never be too obsessive over skiing, ill have to try that out next time im at a beach

and whats this have to do with metallica?

Now the king told the boogie men

You have to let that raga drop

The oil down the desert way

Has been shakin' to the top

The shiek he drove his Cadillac

He went a' cruisnin' down the ville

The muezzin was a' standing

On the radiator grille

The shareef don't like it

Rockin' the Casbah

Rock the Casbah
 
nice we have a long jump pit at our school and we are gonna go out and build a super awesome sand castle, i could build a super awesome terrain park around it instead of a moat so only the super awesome people could get in

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be careful with the sand around your vagina

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i do that all the time, it's great fun. except for the dead seagull

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you could use a lobster instead of a seagull but then he would destroy it

why are doves the international symbol of peace? why not pillows? they have twice as many feathers and not the dangerous beak

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

comander? did you ever think that there was a baker under your bed when you where a kid?

 
fucking lobesters

why are doves the international symbol of peace? why not pillows? they have twice as many feathers and not the dangerous beak

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

comander? did you ever think that there was a baker under your bed when you where a kid?

 
sleep with one eye oopeenn..

soon enough.. we'll all be skiing on sand.. just wait

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
while im wating for the bus in the winter i always make the nicest stepups with my feet...

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i love playin that song on my guitar, it's so fun.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

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wheew yeah i've spent many hours at the beach making large tables and such, its fun to see what kind of crazy stuff you can come with and how nice you can make the tables look, ehh summer can get boring

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this was pre-finding a body under the sand leading to extensive trauma

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yeah makin jumps in the snow with your feet is sick

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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

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what exactly is pre-finding???

Now the king told the boogie men

You have to let that raga drop

The oil down the desert way

Has been shakin' to the top

The shiek he drove his Cadillac

He went a' cruisnin' down the ville

The muezzin was a' standing

On the radiator grille

The shareef don't like it

Rockin' the Casbah

Rock the Casbah
 
you know alpentalik that your son is on this site. He has your logo but it's different color.

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erich, i never told you this...

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but im your father....

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i build sand terrain parks and use my finger skis in them! (i made the skis in metalworks class their super dope) in winter i still make mini parks

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speaking of seagul...back in the day, my cousins and sister put one in a hole they dug, and one of my cousins peed on it...still alive...HA

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
yeah, speaking of seagulls,

i threw a rock at one one time and hit it dead cuz it stole one of my french fries

motherfucker thought i was done eatin. i showed that bitch

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hahahahahahahahaha! those seagulls! what a riot!

thinkin' they can steal beffy tits fries. you showed him! mwah ha ha ha! crows suck too.

 
yeeeahhh still speaking of dead seaguls

you could always throw some explosives in it's mouth and see what happens...

oh wait, that's already been done.

cheers
 
One time when I was like 9 my friend and I were eating icecream in a parking lot. I threw mine out and some seagull picked up the cone, flew a short distance and dropped the whole thing into a convertable.

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did you know its illegal to kill sea gulls? I thought that was funny. Alka Selser kills them too.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
is it true if seagulls eat tums their stomachs expand and they blow up?

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i dont know i think ive heard that before but i doubt its true

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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'

 
its true, i've tried it

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cool

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word to your mother

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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'

 
sand in ur pants is the worst feeling in the world the salt like chafes up you ball sacks.......... its horrible i cant stand it

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
anyway, back to seagulls, they are loud and annoying too. i just wanna kill them. all of them! mwah ha ha ha! I bid you good day.

 
shit, that must've been funny as hell to see - maximumsushi.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
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