ENOUGH ASS KISSING

EC-Tom

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As you all know, this site has been around for a while. With that comes members who have been ehre for years, and newbies. So called NS Gods such as Lateralis and Phrosty, participate in these forums.

Explain to me why the fuck so many people kiss their asses on a regular basis. Honestly, it's time for people to make their own god damn opinions, and speak what they think.

Example Number 1:

Lateralis: Fucken Christ, who gives a shit.

Nard: alright then... what crawled up your ass?

Eastcoast_destruction: How dare you talk to lateralis like that, i demand you wash your mouth out with soap, after I shit on you.

Honestly Eastcoast_Destruction.........

-Tom

Eastern Chaos
 
chill man, its ns, everyones a family here

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
must follow those with high post counts(said in monotonous drone) I repect many members on this site some have high post counts some dont, and i cant some with high post counts as well. The only people i would consider 'NS gods' would be harvey and those who make this site run

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^^lol u say were a family and people make fourms about who hates who the most and the most hated members

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yeah, everyones a family, with the exeption of atlantaski

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
dude, that 'example' sounds like the guy was just trying to be funny, not actually chastizing him

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haha linemaverick, when have I ever ass kissed? Yes it is true that I wasn't happy when that asshole ripped off NS, and yeah I did support harvey, as any loyal member should. I didn't sit there and make a post about how smart harvey is, as you made one for JD May

-Tom

Eastern Chaos
 
whats wrong with kissing ass? it gets me through school and billions of other people through theyre lives

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so so so so true^ but this is kinda different, theres no point to this, wats the advantage to kissing som1s ass over the internet?

skiing rules

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
Funny how is making a thread about the ass kissing, you turned just as gay.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
east cost is doing him

Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

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here is another one of easts dick holdings

mommy: O FUK. it lagged the first time, but the second time it played like it was supposed to.



EastCoast_destruction: i think your better then them mommy.

sugarloaf: I love jazz muzik





Misty7: ^^ i think i know whos holding mommys dick.

Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

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funny thing i was the man who spawned these prodigies.

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^see jay, i think you and me kinda bloomed at the same time. but i dunno, whateva.

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i have high post count,but im an unrespected idiot so i get my ass kisses are few and far between

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hahahaha funny shit

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some people really seem to live their lives through ns. this isn't real life people.

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First of all, some people have really boring summers and Newschoolers are a good way to entertain yourself and make the missing of skiing come easier. Secondly, people can have their ns gods and hated ns members, I mean come on, its a community, all communities have gods and hated people. So I dont really think it makes too much of a difference, except there should be an easier way to boot people from the site, like some sort of poll.

C-Man
 
haha i bet a big group would be surronding lateralis. jd may would be reading some shakespeare, the newbies would be asking about lines and k2's, the 12 year olds would be asking eachother about girls and gathering around all of the girls. then the rest of the poeple would just be hanging out and talkking about normal stuff and all would be good. the ns room would be a great place

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as stupid as it sounds i think youre just about on the money

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
this mattman is the biggest tool. his posts are always one sentacne long and basically thye just kiss lat's ass. just look at his signature:

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Lateralis’s famous Quotes

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260

 
you dissing my family?!?!?!?! ill stab you in the face with a soldering iron

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
 
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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
 
hahahaha. and the mattman thing above is quite true as well.

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YAMATOM9, you must be a fucking reatrd. First off, when the fuck did I kick your dog? Second off, true the east coast isn't that wonderful, but bring you powder loving ass down here and lets see you pull shit on ice. Third, I ski Mike Nicks, as stated in my profile, meaning I ride on 171's. Fourth, I am absolutely not a newbie or a post whore, I have gotten all my posts transferred from previous names.

Finally, you are a fucking tool.

-Tom

Eastern Chaos
 
marlin_102, your a fucking idiot, Lat and I are buddies man, don’t talk shit about it. O look this is two sentences.

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Lateralis’s famous Quotes

well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
my young impressionable mind is constantly occupied by what mommy, lat, JD, etc etc...look like, who they are, etc etc so NS room sounds like a good laugh. i just said 'etc' way toomuch. apologies.

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mattman, don't fucking talk shit to marlin. you're a post whore and try and gain respect for it. lat is actually funny.

- Mike

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and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
^ I never said I was funny!

I'm just saying that I don't suck up to lat. A sig is a sig. I've had lat's sig for many months now. When I see a funny quote from Stef, I put it in my seg. I'm not the only one, I just have more.

WTF Postwhore is overused! What I just go on my computer all day on NS???!?!!.

Let the record show, That I went skiing at Blackcomb 2 days ago. You fuckers, I got a life, outside of NS. I live in one of the best places in the world. Ppl will agree with me on that.

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
fuck ya'll. i ain't related to nunya.

cept my dad

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EC Tom wins the dumbass of the day award for COMPLETELY FAILING to catch on to the blatant, obvious sarcasm used in Yamatom9's post. I mean sometimes the sarcasm meter is necessary, but that was just sad.

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^ wouldn't that be the golden chair award?

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
ok I will take a bunch of shit for this but why does the amount of post's a person has make them god like??? what a bunch of shit ! I think it's quality not quantity that deserves a big kiss on the Ass. chatrooms and forums have become the equivalent CB radios. virtually useless do to the constant blathering.

....Don't take No from someone who doesn't have the authority to say Yes....
 
ok I will take a bunch of shit for this but why does the amount of post's a person has make them god like??? what a bunch of shit ! I think it's quality not quantity that deserves a big kiss on the Ass. chatrooms and forums have become the equivalent CB radios. virtually useless do to the constant blathering.

....Don't take No from someone who doesn't have the authority to say Yes....
 
ok I will take a bunch of shit for this but why does the amount of post's a person has make them god like??? what a bunch of shit ! I think it's quality not quantity that deserves a big kiss on the Ass. chatrooms and forums have become the equivalent CB radios. virtually useless do to the constant blathering.

....Don't take No from someone who doesn't have the authority to say Yes....
 
ok I will take a bunch of shit for this but why does the amount of post's a person has make them god like??? what a bunch of shit ! I think it's quality not quantity that deserves a big kiss on the Ass. chatrooms and forums have become the equivalent CB radios. virtually useless do to the constant blathering.

....Don't take No from someone who doesn't have the authority to say Yes....
 
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