Enh. fuck. (i guess you could call it a rant)

[BEARS.]

so this chick brought a strawberry daiquiri to school today and we all like were passing it around and left it in the bus trashcan. the day goes by and at the end, they call me into the principals office, and tell me im suspended for four days. tomorrow is the last day of academic activities and my last exam too. wednesday is the day i take off for my final ODE with this school. so i cant go on this trip, cant take my exam, and have to spend the next week trying to write a graduation speech. can anyone help me out?

 

[bigolrig]

say there wasnt any alky in it. hah

 

[BEARS.]

they know there was

 

[TheQuailman]

say you didn't know there was alcohol in it

 

[Nicholas.]

can you say you didnt know it had alcohol?

 

[Dylan_]

thats shitty man

 

[BEARS.]

tried it. didnt work.

 

[blindside]

why would you drink strawberry dakery in the first place?...did you call no homo?.....anyway sorry to hear that....did you try the "but everyone else was doing it!"

 

[bigolrig]

then the only logical option left is murder.

 

[Grube]

you have the right to a lawyer

 

[908]

you're fucked....simple as that

 

[BEARS.]

i was thirsty. yes. yes.

 

[Alexander_Keith]

I'd be a bit more impressed if it was a brass monkey

 

[nkinsman10]

did everyone else involved get in trouble, or just you? becuase you didnt even bring it on the bus

 

[uni-corn]

 

[no_steeze]

how do they know it was you?
blame it on the bus driver, say he gave it to you and threatened to rape you if you didn't drink it

 

[babujib]

yeah...why were you guys sharing a strawberry daiquiri in the first place like was it a cup full or soemthing

 

[Duncan*]

hahahahahah

 

[lloyd_christmas]

mm that's really too bad

 

[jason...]

time for a school shooting?

 

[R.Fahey]

haha, that's so fucking terrible. I'm laughing at the wow factor of reading that... the topic itself is no joke.

and Fuck you daquiri haters. If it tastes good and has more alcohol than a beer fucking chug it.

 

[Mezmerize19]

What was that movie with the blue fruity drink that the guy was calling gay and then was hooked onto it?

 

[BravoWhiskey5280]

bummer...+++ vibes..A friend at my school got expelled today for havind a bb gun in his car..

 

[fsscott]

This is bull haha, sry man!

 

[Shpadoinkle]

A friend of mine had a bb gun in his trunk. (No bb's BTW.)

Officer Ruez heard a rumor.

Ruez checked his car.

My friend got suspended.

A week later Officer Ruez had my friend come pick up his gun in his office.

My friend walked out of school with the gun in his hand.

WTF?

 

[chimp]

pee in her butt