ENGLISH MUFFINS!!!

no its not, a muffin in england is a small cake sort of thing with bits of fruit, nuts or chocolat in it. You dont have it for breakfast, it is a tea (5pm) food.

English breakfast food is bacon, eggs, toast etc
 
right ok then, so a muffin is a muffin all over the world, the only difference is when you choose to eat them
 
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also, that trick was named the english muffin long ago . . . people like rod adams and clint fiala were doing a double-grab daffy at the superfly slopestyle at dodge ridge in 1998, and they were calling it an english muffin. it's kind of like the lincoln loop: someone did it long ago and named it, then it went dormant for while, and then people started doing them again and kept the old name.
 
no "(insert your name here) likes boys"

would be the gayest name ever

and im so gay if i ever invent a grab im gunna name it that
 
thank god i saw nooks and crannys!! nooks and crannys are all the air holes inside of an english muffin! so the butter sits in there and you have pockets of deliciousnessss
 
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