English homework

[SkiEastCoast]

ok whos wants to do it for me?

i shall pay in some type of ski related items

items to choose from:

level gloves used 20 days

Shanghai Six

Columbia Jacket(used 2 seasons ,warm!)

Oakley beanie used one season

homework doer pays shipping

Stuff i need to do:

5 haiku poems

5 Samyru poems

make them good and ill give you more stuff

i need them by around 10 EST tonight

 

[Piste.Off]

haiku

newschoolers is cool

steezyjibber is a tool

tom wallisch makes you drool

what can that get me?

 

[Edward.]

i like to

rape chickens

 

[statuswhitegirl]

haha

 

[Lineskiah11]

what do those have to be on? just anything basically? or is there a subject that your focusing on in class

 

[[Toby]]

^^^^ are you sure its rape? I would think they enjoy it, minus the tearing them in half

 

[SkiEastCoast]

anything in general but make a few about skiing.

 

[GURT]

chicken fucker!!!!!!!

 

[TheButterHashira]

thats a good deal but i really dont feel like it sorry and i dont know how to do samyru or wahtever

 

[Benhamine]

I dont think your going to get anything good off the people on this site. granted there are smart people. But it seems as if people dont want to exert more energy than they have too.

 

[SkiEastCoast]

Haiku: 5,7,5 . usually about nature.

Senyru: 5,7,5. usually about humans

 

[DYFI]

No one is going to take this seriously. Honestly, just make up some bullshit poems that are funny and you'll get an A.

 

[Edward.]

i think chickens are part of nature. you can use my haiku i posted before

 

[SkiEastCoast]

anyone interested pm me before 8:30

 

[SkiEastCoast]

eastern^^

 

[Piste.Off]

use mine

 

[SkiEastCoast]

to the top

 

[SkiEastCoast]

last offer for anyone to do it?

 

[kgirvan]

aahahahha i like to rape elmo

 

[.SteezusChrist.]

1 minute left, dude haiku's are sooo easy just pull them out of ur ass