End of the World Postponed

[Mike-O]

Awww, shucks. I was looking forward to it.

New Mayan Calendar Discovered That Doesn't End in 2012

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The Xultun find is the first place that all of the cycles have been found tied mathematically together in one place, representing a calendar that stretches more than 7,000 years into the future.

"The ancient Maya predicted the world would continue, that 7,000 years from now, things would be exactly like this," he said.

"We keep looking for endings. The Maya were looking for a guarantee that nothing would change. It's an entirely different mindset."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18018343

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/05/safe-new-mayan-calendar-discovered-doesnt-end-2012/52191/

 

[.Ian.]

Aww damn, I was looking forward to photographing the end of the world. Too bad we're actually going to live now.

 

[Elg]

I dont buy of this "end of the world" shit

 

[JzD.]

Phew, good thing I found out before I did all of that fucked up shit the day before the world ends

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

Inb4 some prick tries to sue someone because they spent all their money conting on the end of the world.

 

[maximiliaan]

no zombies?

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Dammit I was trying to get it in with my neighbor in a fit of passion before the world ended

 

[JamesR]

How predictable that the Illuminati would release disinformation to fool the sheeple in the final hour. Those lizardmen bastards.

 

[Velocirooster]

I dont generally buy into any predictions made by a society who thought they had to sacrifice people to appease a god

 

[shocker611]

i dont give two shits im still having an end of the world party

 

[Mike-O]

Pretty inane now. Double up on New Year's.

 

[theabortionator]

Bullshit. They're simply faking this because people couldn't handle the truth.

Chad's gap used to be a kind of intergalactic rest area. Now that ski patrol blew it up, the aliens are fucking pissed. They want revenge. We're fucking dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!

 

[Malcolm]

Yeah screw the Mayans. They're so indecisive.

 

[soulskier]

phew

 

[SkiThe603]

Damn i was hoping to get a free pass during the End o' the World

 

[.Hugo.]

In the ask theabortionator thread you told me the world wasn't goin to end and that you'd protect us all.

So you lied to me in my great time of need. I now have lost my ability to trust anyone ever again.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

gawd damn i had such a good plan for surviving, i really wanted to try it.

 

[CoachJabroni]

oh good i was very conserned

 

[alvy.]

That calendar looks like a 2 year old practicing drawing circles. I call bullshit

 

[theabortionator]

That was then, this is now

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

fuck the mayans, ill end it anyways

 

[.AR6rider.]

You should be more concerned about your grade in English class.

 

[Malcolm]

It doesn't beat my zombie survival plan. I can't tell you all the details because if there is a zombie outbreak I don't want everyone stealing all my ideas.

 

[Bateman]

.

 

[Peter.]

aw man i was looking forward to having a huge end of the world rager

 

[Ski_Alot]

8th grade was treating him poorly

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

the mayan calendar didint take recongnize leap years. so according to the calendar the world should have ended a few years ago. fucking mexicans....

 

[neutralzombie]

memes nao.

 

[Bateman]

Only thing i could think of at the top of my mind. Its a MAYAN guy.

 

[shocker611]

id still hold one anyways.. think of how many girls wanna lose their v-cards before the world ends

 

[RipeTomato]

Some Mayan guy just got tired of making the damn calendar and decided to quit.

 

[wellthisisold]

 

[Montville57]

And if they can "predict" the end of the world, why didn't they predict the end of there own civilization

 

[hot.pocket]

Good thing we found it now, otherwise the world might have ended!

 

[gnarles.]

booooooom

 

[feihlination]

i dont know much about mayan scriptures, but there numbers are something like this (the "o" is a filled? dot and the "" looks like a kayak from above)

o = 1

oo = 2

ooo = 3

oooo = 4

= 5

and so on. so from that viewpoint, it looks "kinda mayan".

source: prof. PhD feihlination

 

[.ZT.]

LOLOL

 

[Steezy_P]

The Mayan Calendar actually didn't account for leap years. So, in terms.. the world should have ended months ago. HA!

 

[KillaSteeze]

that was already said in this thread...

 

[rudager]

I might be able to get some sleep now.

 

[Steezy_P]

fuck, totally scrolled over it. Emphasis? Lol my bad.

 

[Milksteak]

Dammit. Now I have to go to college.

 

[feihlination]

this leap year thing is a hoax too.

http://batdoc.wordpress.com/2012/03/09/flash-traffic-priority-transmission-mayan-calendar-leap-year-hoax/

kinda sad how much horseshit is done with that calendar. like its a random calendar system that was pretty legit for its time and actually some people buy into that crap. sad sad sad.

http://www.2012hoax.org/mayan-calendar

 

[salomon097]

well fuck the mayans, im all about my boi Nostradamus . At least HE still thinks the world will end in 2012