EMO jokes

how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

3! one to replace the lightbulb, and the other two to make a song about how they miss the old one!
 
did you hear about the emo that walked into a bar?

he was like, "ow, my head"

hhahahaha omg rofl ananahahaha ahaha ahahahahaha
 
so i guess the white should just stay with the white? there should be no form of inter-racial relations in any kind of way? we all should live in an all white town like you do, i'm guessing? Us whites should only wear things made by white people? listen to music only whites made? do everything white?

i never heard of anybody liking matisahu (sp?) and then someone saying "why do you listen to him, hes a fuckin heeb!, he's cheap and his music sucks, cause hes JEWISH"

but i listen to dipset. some white kid who lives in all white town, hangs out with only white kids, and listens to that shitty emo music can say "why do you listen to that nigger garbage, your white?"

i know people have noticed this and noticed that these same white kids love doing impressions of black people. "yo yo yo nigga whats good in the hood" and constantly act like a black person. have you ever realized that your insulting certain people. do you think they find it funny when white kids do that? wouldn't some of you get pissed if black people went around putting fake voices on saying "jea jea jea, lets go ski brah, JEA!"

think about this for a while, hope i made sense in this random rant.

if it doesn't make sense, i apoligize
 
10. one to attempt it, drop the bulb, and cry about failing. and the other 9 to cut themselves with the broken glass.
 
i said nothing about black people like him. that was anyone in general thats not jewish.

your so ignorant and you tried to sound smart.
 
How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?

Four.

One to cry about it on LiveJournal.

One to make a Myspace about it.

One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.

The other to make the burrito
 
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