Emma Watson: A Short Story of How I Fucked Up

natedogg789435

natedogg789435

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The story goes.... I attend Brandeis University, and this weekend I was considering going to Brown with a couple of friends. The night before I was considering going I drank a lot slept till three o'clock the next day (yesterday). I missed my ride to Brown and said o well. The girl that I was going to be going with comes back and the first thing she tells me is she chilled with Emma Watson. My only response was to say "bullshit." As she goes on to explain herself, I realize the validity of her story and come to terms with the fact that I missed my chance to go to Brown and maybe in some alternate dimension hook-up with Emma Watson. I don't know how this happened, Even if i had a chance with her (which I don't) I missed the opportunity to meet/hang out with Hermoine Granger. The best part is last night (the night i would have been there) I ended up at a shitty frat party only getting barely drunk then walked to Dunkin Dounuts. A beautiful oppurtunity to hit the wide open receiver for a 50 yd gain, only to dish it of to the fullback and have him get tackled at the line of scimage. FML
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that's a shitty deal. but dunkin donuts is pretty darn good.

oh and excellent metaphor at the end.
 
I feel your pain dude. Console yourself with the idea that your should never meet your idols. Can you imagine meeting Emma Watson when she was drunk out of her face and puking, thus ruining your fapping bank for the rest of your life.
 
maybe if you went along emma would've seen your group and been like "i gotta gtfo, this asshole is gonna hit on me" and then nobody would've been able to hang out with emma watson
 
Actually (this is going to sound ridiculously disconnected but its actually true) i know somebody who's sister's friend is her roommate. I guess that wasn't actually that disconnected. but regardless, its 100% verified true. OP, that kinda sucks. but at the same time its not that big of a deal.
 
Threads are getting more and more stupid these days. I'm going to have to tape my palms to my face if this keeps up.
 
Lizze Maguire used to go to the same parties as me in highschool all the time. She was always completely wasted, my buddy hooked up with her once. I also went to a beach party in Malibu that Hana Montana was at last year. My stepmom was Jonah Hill's little sister's nanny, and Van Damme's kid's nanny, and she knows Jay Leno. A few months ago I got really high with the older brother from the george lopez show. My dad's buddies kid is also that gay guy that is always with Lindsey Lohan when she crashes her SUV drunk driving and shit.

And here's a picture of me with Favre from Super Troopers, he's down as fuck. Actually everyone in Broken Lizard is, except the Indian guy, he's kind of a dick.

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you fucked up. you coulda fucked emma watson

you woulda made rupert grint hate you (the ginger fuck)

yo

u blew it

wake up early
 
You missed your chance with this:

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I might end up going to Brown if I bust my ass this year and then get lucky in college admissions...that's right, I'd be going to school with that ^^
 
My older brother is a graduate of Brown University in 2005, graduated with a degree in Ethical and Political Philosophy....Good School.
 
Are you dead stupid? Stupider is not a word. Don't correct people if you haven't learned 3rd grade english.
 
I know a guy named Seamus. Not sure about his last name but he works at the guitar shop that i take guitar lessons at in Dover, NH. If i got the connection wrong a little bit, my bad, but its something close to that.
 
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