Emberassing Shit

once i beat everyone to the lodge for lunch and i was trying to butter and like 300 people were eating lunch on teh balcony and i was buttering and i fell over and people laughed
 
i hate it when shit like that happens, the only time i ever fall while going from switch to forward is at the base with a shit load of people watching.
 
just the usual when racing down the hill i throw it around and go switch beating all but when i go to stop i acted all cocky and good but fell over kinda hard in front of like my gf and other people
 
when you do a end of the year puddle jump in front of a couple hundred people, get near the end, sink then have a binding eject that results in a horrible faceplant in cold water, that my friend is embarassing.
 
went into the mini park thinking I'm the shit ebcause I can slide all the advanced rails (s-rails rainbows can 270 on and off and shit) so I go into the mini park and DESTROY myself on a 7 ft flat rail
 
well this wasnt really embarrasing but its funny none the less, but the first time i ever went over a jump switch i leaned too far foreward, and well i did a harsh facepland and my knees buckled and everything it hurt... a bit but yah it was good
 
basically learning any shit in the park, because while i suck at park, i kill the mountain everywhere else. and i ski with 1080 boots and a backpack and all sorts of gear, so i look like the biggest poser ever when i hit a flat box and fall down.
 
Just eating shit doing something stupid.

Like i buttered over this like upside trashcan and i stopped on it cus it was rusted and no snow on it. I went shoulder first into like no snow.

I skiied to the bottom and i went onto the pavement kind of and did a nose butter and did it to excess and fell forward. Some NS'er saw it too, forgot his name.

Trying to disaster a flat down rail but overshooting it and dying.

360 nose butter and nailing this ski instructor.

Yeah stupid shit like that happens
 
first time trying to switch onto a rail, i didnt pop enough, cought the edge of my boot and wrecked my ass. in the mini park.
 
ill start skiing switch faster then everyone to be a cocky little bastard and ill stop payin attention so when i go bak to jump around an edge will catch sometimes and i fall its truley embarassing
 
once i was trying to impress the instructor of my hills freestyle team, which i am to cheap to join, i forget what i was doing, but i was in the lift line. i then proceded to slowly tip over.

i felt retarded.
 
we were all just arseing around on this hell flat trail (picture a really wide cat track) and i was just cruising along switch at a staggering 5kph or so and i kind of slow-motion plow into this family & then everyone just proceeds to topple over.

picture actually hitting someone properly, just make verything 10 times slower
 
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