Ellen Degeneres is the Funniest Person Ever.

Joe.

Joe.

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Jesus, she has to be the funniest person alive. The other night I was watching her stand up comedy on HBO, and she focuses on the small, funny, but very true things in life and I was close to peeing my pants.

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^haha i was wondering how many posts till someone said that. she is funny tho.

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I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

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yah she is hilarious, i love watching her show cause of her little comments and she is a pretty good dancer. Who cares if she is a lesbian she is funny.

 
And the award for the most vulgar post of the day goes to.................*insert drum roll*................ None other than Mommy.

she is funny though.

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i wasnt making fun of her.. just pointing out she's a dyke

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Female comedians suck. I don't want to hear about your periods, or how fat you look in a dress. That's definetly not funny.

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Funniest comedian ever???? FUCK YOU i saw the stand up bit, it was terrible- she has lesbian written all over her

you must be gay, im sure you can praise her at the gay march parade which you will both definitely be at... i hate ellen degeneres - what a dyke and i hate you for that post, whats wrong with you

 
dane cook is the funniest person ever. period.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

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Women = not funny

Gay people = not funny

Therefore:

Ellen = NOT FUNNY

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dane cook is kind of loud and annoying... ellen Degeneres is pretty good tho

if guns kill people then i can blame my pencil for spelling mistakes -Larry the Cable Guy-
 
Dane Cook and the guy from "King of Queens"

-at least you went down naked-

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Maybe two negatives equal a positive or something?

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wow gmack doesn't have a blunt object up his ass or anything...

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im sucking his cock???

you really are retarded "tool"

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
wow yeah she is pretty funny. her show cracks me up, i love it when she dances

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ellen degenrous is hilarious but i could name like 10 comedians off the top of my head that are quite a bit funnier

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Shes a lesbian whats there to like about her? Plus shes a girl, girls shouldnt be doing standup. LIke someone else said how many times can you make a joke about your period or how you fucked up your husbands dinner and he beat you with a shoe.

 
I guess this could go here: Is anyone watching today's episode? I am and haven't watched it for years. She's currently giving this poor single mom so much stuff it's crazy. HDTV, $10000, and a car. I'm laughing
 
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