Elevator Farts

jimmychung

jimmychung

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My friend and I went to the basement to see if we had mail. We had none, and hopped on the elevator. Out of a complete coincidence, we both rip ass once we're on the elevator, and it immediately turns rancid inside, and we laugh at the coincidence. Then I ask, "What if it stops at the first floor?", and almost before the question was asked the elevator started to slow to a stop at the first floor. We both giggle like 5 year old girls and try to keep a straight face as three mildly attractive females board the elevator. The door closes and the elevator continues its ascent. The two of us are still working hard to keep straight faces, but it's obvious we had something to hide. I finally mutter, "It smelled like this when we got on.", and the girls reply "Oh suuure.", all sarcastically, but they believed us. Not even five seconds later, the two of us EXPLODE into uncontrollable laughter. It's now obvious that it was us, and the girls looked soooooo mad. They were so disgusted and were complaining about it, saying things like, "You guys are so gross." So, our floor comes and we practically fall out of the elevator crying laughing, and the girls get out as quick as possible to escape the stench. Let me tell you, those were perfect farts for that occasion because they fucking STUNK, worse than usual. It was one of those ones that burns on the way out, and you know it's going to wreak havoc. Thus ends my story of hilarity, enjoy!
 
hahahaaaaaaaaa I laughed pretty good at that story

I would've called doorknob and started punching one of the girls
 
hahahaha my friend (General_Shredgnar on NS) was in photo class in the blackroom where you cant open the door under any circumstances and he let a huge one fly. It was the silent kind though so the girl he was working with didnt hear it coming...

but it was soo obviousit was him cause its just him and this other girl in this tiny assed room hahahahaha

the best part is that she couldn't escape and neither of them acknowledged the fart, adding to the awkwareness hahaha
 
Thats like the episode on family guy, where peter and some guy were in the elevator, and the guy smeells the fart, and peter says "It was you"
 
haha, I have got a good fart story

So we were in weight training and doing our stretches before we started to lift. My friend ripped a good one but it was quite and stunk wayyyy bad. And then we sat down to do butterflys and he pushed one out on purpose thinking that only we would here it, but the class was dead silent and the whole class heard it...and pretty much the rest of the day we couldn't help but laugh at it.
 
one time at the cliff club hotel at snowbird, my cousin and i were waiting for the elevator and i farted and it was gross...we got into the elevator and there was this family there, and somehow the fart stench got inside. i was pretty proud of myself
 
yesterday at the ski show, me and my friends got tired and looked for a comfortable place to sit. we found a nice volvo display and sat inside one of the cars. my friend lets out a terrable fart. like 2 seconds later people knocked on the door asking us if they could sit in it. we just laughed and let them.
 
every single time we get on the elevator to our dorm rooms after eating supper. if my friend got the salad he'll wait till the door closes till he just lets rip. its ridiculous. every single time. then its just 5 floors of hell
 
hahahahahah that story made me lol

i have a good one...

in my math class last year, we were having a test, and everyone was talking and our teacher got pissed and just goes "you guys need to all be quiet, the next person who talks is getting a 0 on the test", so right after that it was dead silent, and about 3 seconds after she said it, my friend just ripped ass for like 4 seconds straight, and it was louder than fuck...it was hilarious
 
haha i was sleeping on the floor during an early morning film session for football one time..and everyone else was sitting in desks watching flim. i dont play so i didnt really care plus i was really tired.

anyway im sleeping and all of a sudden i get jolted awake and everyone is staring at me and laughing...even my coach (who would normally be really pissed at this moment because i was sleeping) and i look around and suddenly i smell something so horrible i almost threw up.

i farted so loud i woke myself up. it was one of the top 5 moments of my life
 
great story man, I seriously loled

so me and my two friends are in upstate NY, bored as hell. we went to

a wings place and accidentally ordered their version of the flatliner.

we each ate 2 and then ordered some regular wings, since we were hungry

for something that didnt taste like poison.

anyways on the way

back home we were walking through town and both my friends got hit with

a case of the shits. we ducked into...the town council building. we

had no idea what it was at the time. the bathroom was right next to

where a meeting was being held. the bathroom door was propped open, as

was the door to the meeting room. none of us noticed this except for

me, as my other 2 friends ran into the bathroom.

my one friend

proceeded to take a shit of DEAFENING proportions. it was so

unbelievably loud and continued on in such a fashion for a good couple

of minutes. the entire town council could hear this going on, and,

just to remove any doubts from their mind as to what the smell was,

soon got hit with a devastating wave of stench. to this day I have never heard such a loud and horrible shit in my life.
 
top 4? i sure hope that winning the glacier contest is up on the top 4, if not then you must have a pretty exciting life.

...im pretty sure you won the contest, hah
 
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