Eldora sucks COCK

so long story short for hikeing the 1/2 pipe at eldora they chagred me and my friend a 200 dollar fine and had us go to the sheriff and if we didn't he was gonna arest us on dumb shit charges fuck eldora

'I am the water to the root i am the limb that bears the weight of the fruit' -Sizzla
 
my friend was skiing without a pass, and when they caught him they made him by a full adult ticket, even though it was during night skiing, which is only $15, and then ripped it up in front of his face. they are bitches about that type of shit.

on another note, eldora's pipe is finally really nice. they have actually been working on it, so it is in really good shape.

 
First off, if you are going to be hiking a pipe stay the fuck away from eldora...that place is terrible. They have regressed about 5 years in the past season in the park and pipe standpoint...if your gonna hike just hit up a real mountain.

 
that sucks. i've hiked that pipe before without any problems. even rode the shitty poma thing they have at night without a ticket and didn't have any problems.

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Hartman, I thought Spinks was going to be the one on the team who caused problems. Aspen tickets are taken care of. You better be there.

 
someone should rip out their intestinal tracks so when they digest their food the shit can't leave their shit filled fudge holes

 
i havent been there in a couple seasons, how is it?

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if you were skiing without a pass/ticket, why didn't you just knock the fuckers over and race your ass to the bottom of the mountain? it's not like you have anything to lose

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cause they were on snowmobiles and when you hit the flats they would catch me

'I am the water to the root i am the limb that bears the weight of the fruit' -Sizzla
 
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