Elastomania

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This game looks so corny but its so addicting. Some of the levels are really hard. Anyone else playing it? How do you beat #13?

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Yeah I beat the game....

Top 100 in the world, been there down that

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
i rtemeber that game... it was sick

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
is it an online game?

if it is does anyone have a link to it

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
then download the demo. there are a ton of levels in the demo.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
if you get through the demo there's the full game which has about 50levels of bored fun

One life. One world. Live, or die trying.
 
ok ok, there's lke 18 levels in demo

In the full verson, 56 leves easy stuff. Then download new levels

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
such a an awesome game. I finished that shit ages ago

Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'oh yeah, well when i smoke, i COUGH...Thats right BITCHES' - freestylindude
 
thats fun

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
 
the best is trying to find secret areas, theres a binch of diffrent levels with secrets, on good one is in Bowling: get all the apples but leave one floaty apple left so you can ride the roof, then drive to the far right of the level and you can find a secret area up to, also, there is a level that you start off with like a chainsaw looking thing and apples in each part, there is a big skinny J hook thingy on the right, hook your weekls around it so you are on the bottom and your wheels are on top, let the throttle rip and if you go down it fast enough you launch upside down over to a secret area, there are a tone more but i cant remember

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
13 year olds telling me i blow...sad world...

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
what the fuck? my 'content advisor' wont let me download it!

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
 
As corny games that are insanely fun go, I don't think it's possible to beat Commander Keen.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
did anybody use to play power peat

that was a really corrny game but awsome for hours of fun on end

One life. One world. Live, or die trying.
 
can someone send me the full version?

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

they should just hire some fine ass slutty bitch at president, then send her to the middle east and fuck all the terrorists to make them happy and everything will end as long as she keeps fucken them- lateralis
 
lol i used to play that game back in the day, beat all the levels. I made some pretty sick ones too... JD, Commander Keen is the shit! I just downloaded every single Commander Keen game off kazaa, for shits and giggles. wow that's a classic game, good call.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
I think this is worthy of a bump because people need to discover or re-discover elastomania, which is (after jibberish) THE best game ever.

Anyone out there make levels? If you do, send me a link, I want to try them out. I had a bunch but they got lost, and I'm making more. Hopefully there are still some fans out there.
 
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