Either mass-marketed music has hit a new all-time low..

*rkp*

*rkp*

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or some producer is fucking trolling the world so hard!
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she must be looking forward to Aaron Carter's party this weekend.

Anyone? Anyone? Ahh forget it.

Seriously though, what partying is she do? I can think of few worse parties to go to than those attended by people who wait for a school bus on a friday morning.

(What i'm hinting at here is that no matter how good it may seem, any party with high schoolers is terrible.)
 
Not true at all. My senior summer my friend Max threw outrageous bangers everytime his parents left on vacation (about 5-6 times). Probably some of the best parties I've ever been to.
 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Black
Kevin Rutherford, a columnist for Billboard magazine, wrote, "Black's video for 'Friday' is one of those rare occurrences where even the most seasoned critics of Internet culture don't know where to begin. From the singing straight out of Auto-Tunedhell to lyrics such as 'Tomorrow is Saturday / And Sunday comes afterwards / I don't want this weekend to end' and a hilariously bad rap about passing school buses, 'Friday' is something that simply must be seen and heard to be fully appreciated."
 
"The song is basically based on the life of a teen who can't decide whether to sit in the front or back seat of her friend's car" - IBNLive

ha
 
Its like learning the days of the week. If you were fucking retarded and didn't want to hear ever again. Hey Helen we found a school for you!
 
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We can all at least take solace in the fact that Piracy is slowly destroying an industry that supports garbage just like this.

 
We can all at least take solace in the fact that Piracy is slowly destroying an industry that supports garbage just like this.

 
that fake-bobdylan version made it waaaay more bearable.

this original, with the modified voice shit and that overpoppy beats just makes me wanna punch babies, hard and often
 
that song was stupid and pathetic and everything that is wrong with the world.

but the white people gif made me absolutely die laughing, one of the better gifs i have ever seen.
 
Here is the story behind the girl and the video:

http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/the-mystery-of-rebecca-black/25196

"There’s a company called Ark Music Factory run out of L.A. by one Clarence Jey with partner Patrice Wilson, who are both credited on the YouTube video. Their business model is simple: give them money and they will produce a formulaic pop song for your 13- to 17-year-old daughter, complete with video, and then your daughter will become a famous music star like she (you) has always dreamed.

Or, she’ll become a laughingstock like Rebecca Black. Or really any of their other clients—they basically have a stable of teen and tween girls with big dreams and little talent starring in cheesy videos. As the Ark Music Factory casting call explicitly states, “If you are a great singer without any material and you want to get discovered, then Ark Music Factory is looking for you.” The other Ark girls aren’t any better, although Rebecca is the only one who’s been unfortunate enough to go viral."
 
that boy pumped out some of the greatest music and lyrical creativity known to man.

He sang about things we can all relate to, like throwing ragers with hundreds of people at your house, at age 13, while your parents are out to dinner.

Party of the month? No. Party of the year.
 
Honestly I'm embarrased for all of the kids. I watched a vid of all of them performing at the record label launch. They were all super excited, but not a single one of them was the least bit talented. Rebecca might be the best of the lot. Though the 9-year-old rapper at least looked cute.
 
/static/images/flash_video_placeholder.pngROCK DAT SHIT! READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A MAH FUCKIN BOOK!
 
Disregard fail embed. RAISE YOUR KIDS RAISE YOUR KIDS RAISE YO GODDAMN KIDS!
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