Eileen Gu is so hot

Skiblade420

Skiblade420

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She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.

After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.
 
14367378:PrunedLankly said:
She’s 18 bossman - go back to Wuhan u commie simp
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Using the law to justify sexual attraction to young girls, sounding a lot like Dolan there, buddy.
 
14367379:skierman said:
Using the law to justify sexual attraction to young girls, sounding a lot like Dolan there, buddy.
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1023604.jpegYeah it would be creepy as hell if your old cave man lookin ass made a move on a 18 year old
 
14367441:KilaTsunami said:
Can’t believe it took NS this long to get weird about Eileen lol Prada u boys
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woah who said we didn’t? I was saying this a few months ago
 
He is so hot! I even told my parents about SkiBlade420. I even know what I’m going to say to him when I meet him :) “SkiBlade420? More like SkiBlade be my honey ;)”. I know that he will laugh because SkiBlade420 has a good sense of humor since he is so Handsome.

After SkiBlade420 is my boyfriend I’m going to be his ski slave. I’m going to ski besides him, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison he looks like he has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case he gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when he gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case he gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.

**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2021 at 3:14:02pm
 
if you're not in your early twenties or younger and you're referring to an 18 year old as "hot" then that's pedo behaviour. She was 17 less than a year ago
 
14367540:Christian_Bale said:
if you're not in your early twenties or younger and you're referring to an 18 year old as "hot" then that's pedo behaviour. She was 17 less than a year ago
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I don't think the word "pedo" means what you think it means.
 
14367540:Christian_Bale said:
if you're not in your early twenties or younger and you're referring to an 18 year old as "hot" then that's pedo behaviour. She was 17 less than a year ago
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The chick is 18 and looks like a damn woman. It’s creepy for much older guys to perv on her but to find her attractive isn’t pedophilic in any way. She is a woman and looks like one. Not a child
 
14367588:rockhard_ankles said:
Become her theragun, drink enough purified Red Bull to tenderize even tho toughest muscles, anything for my queen
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it’s a clit STIMULATOR!!! She is promoting sex toys

**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2021 at 5:32:57pm
 
topic:Skiblade420 said:
She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.

After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.
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go to sleep bro
 
topic:Skiblade420 said:
She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.

After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.
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Ha.. he doesn’t know she’s already taken…

by me.
 
This is why [tag=277013]@Skiblade420[/tag] deserved moty, honestly even a worthy candidate for member of all time. Thank you mr ski blade you have blessed me once again with a truly inspiring and mind boggling read
 
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