Eighteen today...

[sarahskis]

And naturally, I have strep throat.

What should I do to celebrate? Who knows maybe i'll win the lottery...actually, using the law of attraction i'm just gonna go ahead and say YES I will win the lottery today

 

[~auddie~]

happy birthday!

haha my 18th was yesterday and I was sick 2, but I went drinking anyways, then I couldn't breathe...shit

 

[meggers]

happy birthday!

 

[Elijah.]

Buy yourself a cigar, and enjoy some fine porn.

 

[R-Bertsch]

you can legally post naked pictures of yourself on the internet now!!

 

[vtpublicenemy3]

start smoking cigs

 

[sniper_6]

i was wondering how soon someone would say that

 

[HailSatan]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Never_Better]

Smoke a nice Cigar

 

[purplejumpsuit]

happy birthday!

I dont have any suggestions but I hope you have a good day in the long run.

 

[user098123]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[skeedle]

i hope you win the lottery!!!!!

on my 19th bday i went to the movies by myself because everyone was busy!!

get well soon!!

 

[comeatmebro]

naked of course. since you're 18 and all...

 

[Reed.S]

hahaha yea

 

[MADmidwest]

buy a pack of cigarettes just because you can and give them to a homeless person really who needs them.

 

[TerminatorX]

cool.

 

[theres_ghosts]

^^^^^^^^

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

I turned 18 april 25th.....and i did NOTHING....it was the worst b day ever. But now since im 18, im gonna roll in a profit by buying porn and cigs for kids and selling it to them for like 2 dollars more. Thats the american way

 

[anthony_B]

Happy Eighteenth Sweetie... Hope it's a great one. (feel better)

 

[low_fidelity]

i feel really bad fir you

 

[Grube]

happy birthday

 

[BEARS.]

...............dibs.

 

[ShadyHillGroup]

go buy some white owls, gut em and role up a fat blunt, then sit back and enjoy some adult entertainment, or go to a titty bar

 

[Reptar.]

yay! now your responsible for all your 17 year old buddies, because if they get in trouble with you, you get blamed!

 

[RICK_ROSS]

buy cigs and porn

 

[shredwards]

thats the first thing that came to your mind? How about FULLY LEGAL.

actually on my eighteenth birthday i got a speeding ticket and then threw up on a girl so anything is better than that. My 20th birthday is monday and its going to suck, i mean i cant even drink legally yet, balls

 

[scratchproteen]

or if you're from minnesota (which i doubt) you can go to the casino when you hit 18...woo for legalized gambling!

 

[infedel_one]

if u want to start off with a bang u could send me some legal pics of u naked ))) hahaha

 

[bigolrig]

agreed.

 

[Hannah.]

happy birthday tooo you

 

[H0NKY]

you should go to chads gap.....

 

[BMskier]

thats so depressing.

 

[grams.]

Happy belated birthday. Oh and ill let you know about the porn and cigs later...

 

[low_fidelity]

H A H A

 

[CFD]

happy birthday sarah! IOU 1 present

 

[SARTRON]

happy belated to you, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

 

[Alex_thedroog]

I WAS THERE YESTERDAY!!

kind of

 

[no_steeze]

buy some good old fashioned magazine porn and then bang an older fellow

 

[Aenigma]

For my 18th I bought a cigar, put on a trashy suit, and went down to a casino for a few hours. I won $1, woohoo!

 

[ryan.c]

hey its my 18th today, but im not sick. well i am, but its just the common cold that ive had since the start of winter and wont go away until it reaches an avg of 80 for a week or 2

 

[sarahskis]

Happy Belated!

Ah and yay, strep's gone. except i just got back from the dentist and my mouth is numb. Sweet feeling though

 

[BEARS.]

aren't you the guy who got a boner from another dude?

 

[BvK]

smoke a real nice cigar with a sweet suit

 

[Crack.]

on my 18th birthday my friends and I are going to Panama City, FL.....

 

[GetPitted]

.

 

[chimp]

get drunk even tho your not 21

 

[zackblain]

Haha we sold cigars to kids at bristol for like 5$ a piece

 

[Crack.]

haha i'm doing that next year at bristol. Have you ever been to the southern cross on that last turn take a hard left into the woods and light up. It's a good time

 

[clova]

"thats the american way" - that was hilarious

 

[sarahskis]

whats the southern cross? as far as i know its the Australian constellation

 

[quixotic]

That means that you and I can now legally procreate and create little human beings. Creepy, I know.