EGADS somebody help me!!!

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MY ENTIRE bathroom is full of week-old shit and a few red peppers I think but its disgusting and it's EVERYWHERE and now my entire house smells like shit and I puked and now I'm wet naked and scared what should I dooo
 
I'm serious you guys. I can't afford a plumber and my dad isn't home and so I'm perched on the back porch trying to get some fresh air but I think one of the house windows is open because I still smell it.
 
Who knows anything about plumbing? I tried using a toilet plunger to get the roll out but I pulled too hard and it just exploded right in my hands, then the water kicked on and I couldn't shut off the valve in time and it is HORRIBLE.
 
I was up until 4:00 AM drawing in my sketchbook and before going to bed I took a shit. There was little toilet paper left and so I wiped my asshole with what was left but threw the wad of paper in the trash and the cardboard roll in the toilet because sometimes I do things backwards when I'm spaced out.

The next morning I went to my mom's house for the week. A week had passed, and last night I stayed at my dad's. This morning I forgot about my backwards shitfest and used the toilet again and when I tried to flush it was pandamonium.

And a bucket won't help because it won't help me get the roll dislodged from my pipes.
 
jiggle the flusher thing, get in there with a plunger and get the shit outta there, if nothing works, use the bucket, or call one of your friends moms to do it for you
 
won't that just make more of a mess? It isn't shit that's clogging the toilet, it's a cardboard tube. Wouldn't flushing only make the water level rise and just carry the excrement out of the bowl?
 
So just the cardboard roll is stuck in the toilet? Not the entire roll right?

Go buy some drainO and see if that dissolves the cardboard.
 
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