E'Dollo Dew Tour ROBBERY

this is literally what me an my friends were saying. he got lowballed cuz he wasnt rocking dem poles. im all for the no poles movement but what the fuck he should have one. This is why twall stated using poles cuz judges were marking him down in comps i read that in an article somewhere
 
For real, I guess Henshaw's run was clean and does alot of doubles, but edollo did a nose butter dub and steezed everything

I'm sure it's the ppoles silly haters
 
And fuck Nick Geopper and his gay ass commercial. Kid has no steez, you don't see me saying my three strikes agaianst me are that I live in NJ i live in NJ i live un NJ

and i'm dope on them skis braaaah
 
You're right, but I also don't see you competing in the Dew Tour, let alone having someone like that interview your family for a program on your success. Becoming a good competition skier on 400 foot hills, less than optimal conditions, and a shorter than average season takes quite a lot of talent. I'm not a huge fan of Goepper, but you are absolutely wrong.

Rightfully, shut the fuck up.
 
Wow, I accidentally contradicted myself.

You're right in the sense of you saying the three strikes against you are NJ, NJ, and NJ, but absolutely wrong in the rest of your statement.
 
Henrik didnt win because he did a butter in a slopestyle run. We all know it's sick but I feel like judges obviously view it differently.
 
no, please stop this thread right now. while i agree with you, the horrible spelling in this thread is slowly killing me. please read a book.
 
Well the even the announcers, who may be the most oblivious people to skiing, said that is scores well. It's a hard trick, just different.

Also, troll.
 
I'm a pretty big E-dollo fan, and in my eyes, Russ won that out. I could see judges marking him down because he doesn't use poles, but Russ threw down a super clean tech run, and style only counts for so much in comps.
 
If edollo could have cleaned up his run I would definitely put him on top of the podium. most of his landings were sketchy though and I know he had the ability to do better on the rails
 
What terrible/ ugly landings.... I thought he was all about style. Although his last jump was pretty dope
 
i really don't believe he got robbedhe only had a right seven

and his landings weren't perfect

i know bio 10 and nose butt dub 10 is way sicker than any other trick

but this is dewtour guys

not inspired media crew invitational
 
all the live footage would be run through filters with endless film burn and the judging would have nothing to do with the tricks, it would be based on who's the most stoked, has the cheesiest catch phrases and has the most reggae songs on their riding playlist
 
Anyone else not see how Walkers got 4th? Don't get me wrong, he's a super sick skier, but in his run I'm pretty sure he missed 2 grabs and then he just touched his blunt grab on a cork 9.
 
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