Edible Gear?

UpDawg

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Take a look at this- www.ediblegear.com

Quite possibly THE stupidest thing I have ever seen...good for a laugh though.

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why the hell would you want to eat your equipment???

maybe only if you got lost and were out of food that would be useful

 
why the fuck would you want to eat somthing your just slept in. think about it thats fuckin sick. you go to sleep all sweaty and dirty and u will prolly sweat in your sleep then u fuckin eat it! WHY GOD WHY?????

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wait this has to be a joke, or I am going insane. the pictures of their products don't look in the slightest bit edible. please tell me this is a joke so I can hit myself

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'By compressing beef, chicken, shrimp and textured vegetable protein under high heat and temperature (using a propietary process and large enough amounts of msg to cause binding and hardening of the pliable proteins) we are able to offer our customers a sturdy and truly nutritious pair of sticks.'

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Yeah, that made me laugh- edible trekking poles? That's taking it too far. That whole site is a laugh, but I guess it's for real. Very unfortunate.

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large amounts of msg.... healthy... dirt covered gear... healthy

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
it can't be real because when you go to their order online form, everything is sold out and it says 'Print your order form, tape it the back of a mental patient and hope that he/she wanders near our offices', so im guessing this is some kinda sick joke

I'm Rick James bitch!
 
Haha...must have missed that part. Oh well, good for a laugh anyway.

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Make turns, not war

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i dunno do, oculd you imagine edible skis, after a long day of skiing, just snack on your skis, that would be rad and convenient

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i like edible panties, but they don't taste as good as fruit rollups

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^good point,

A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.

 
That would be cool to eat a chicks bra.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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thats funny except you gotta be really stupid to accually fall for it. ive also seen a website like that that claims you can order your own clone and have it deliverd to your door. i guess anything is possible on the internet these days

 
cool!@

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that would be crazy. eat your skis. yum

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i want my very own clone, think of all the trouble we would get into.

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whoever made that site is genius.. you almost believe it becasue there is only like one clue that its a joke, cept the whoile eating a backpack ting haha

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If you go to the frequently asked question this is what it Question: Is this stuff for real?

In a word, yes. After striving for years to cut pack weight, we felt we were doing pretty well. Until we figured that food was at least 50% of our pack weight, that is. Why not decrease that to zero? But you've gotta eat. One day it hit us: why not consume your stuff? You cut your toothbrush in half, you cook on that ridiculous alcohol stove (but it only weighs an ounce!), you sleep on a lousy 1/4' of foam, why not go the last mile? With Edible Gear, your last mile is your lightest mile.

We give new meaning to the phrase 'Eat your way down the trail.' And it's not only edible, it's functional. You'll stay totally warm dry and comfortable under our tarp, until you eat it. We're dedicated to just one thing: good nutrition at the lightest weight.

So i think it is real

 
In a word, yes. After striving for years to cut pack weight, we felt we were doing pretty well. Until we figured that food was at least 50% of our pack weight, that is. Why not decrease that to zero? But you've gotta eat. One day it hit us: why not consume your stuff? You cut your toothbrush in half, you cook on that ridiculous alcohol stove (but it only weighs an ounce!), you sleep on a lousy 1/4' of foam, why not go the last mile? With Edible Gear, your last mile is your lightest mile.

We give new meaning to the phrase 'Eat your way down the trail.' And it's not only edible, it's functional. You'll stay totally warm dry and comfortable under our tarp, until you eat it. We're dedicated to just one thing: good nutrition at the lightest weight.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
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