Ebonics translator

^your sig translates to:

Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension.

from gizoogle
 
or: Never 'bfoe in muh ma fuckin tyme at da bar or on da bench gots I ever had ta deal wiff somebody who voluntarily allowed himself ta be buggered by uh dog on da public highway. Frankly it iz beyond most o' our comprehension ya'll is mad stupid.
 
^your sig

Put yo' hand on uh hot stove fo' uh minute, an' it seems like an hour. Sit wiff uh fine ass ho fo' an hour an' it seems like uh minute, dat'srelativity sho 'nuff!
 
Thats shits stupid. Why do it against black people?

Why not Australian? Southern? Finnish? Has to be black because... well we all know that black people are terrible people and the way they talk is just so golden.

Listen to any other culture talk! Then go make a website on a Japanese guy or a fuckin australian guy. People cant help how they talk. I bet "Joel" (which is the whitest name you could have) talks so white its hilarious!
 
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