ebonics lesson tyme

Norred

Norred

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 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the

ho tel everybody.

 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the

other night.  Man, somebody get that

catacomb.

 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no

money foreclose.

 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch

rectum both.

 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if

I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed

me a cup and said penis.

 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,

'man, it look fake.'  He say, 'Bullshit, that watch israel'.

 9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living

in the apartment undermine.

10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought

me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my

uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I

axed her, 'Do you plan on stain for dinner?'

13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, 'how

much?' she say 'fortify.'

14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and

income my wife.

'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
 
no he didnt ive heard the hotel everyone one b4, but nontheless great thread

come to ATL and youll hear the crunkest ebonics

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
That's pretty fucking good.

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
yeaa dude the jeff foxworthy ones were so damn funny, i was laughin super hard... but some of those are cool too, and if you listen to them literally even though they don't make sense some of them still make my chuckle

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
lol goood times, but still nothing can beat the blue comedy tour.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
haha, those guys are right. Jeff Foxworthy ones are good. Mayonaise (like the stuff u put on samiches) -- Mayonaise alotta people here.

Widjadija - You didn't bring yer truck widjadija?

Innitiate - My wife at a peach initiate a pear.

oh well.

CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
 
i thought it was funny so dont trip

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i dropped out of school when i was three, WHY?, cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me
 
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