Some goood examples:
I ordered a car picture, but you sent me a live tuna fish! Great! I can eat it!
Dragons and Cops flew out of my ass just as he predicted! Great seller!
Best seller on Ebay! In fact, this experience made me want to put down my gun.
Great guy. Outstanding physique, extremely polite, very handy around house.
I am new in America! Thank you eBay for wonderful wife! I will beat her often!
There was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+
Hahahahaha.