eating out

ok i find the act of eating pussy very enjoyable, i mean i love it when girls orgasm it just makes me that much better. lick the clit for sure, and multitask is good fingers and tounge. its great to just rub you ole face in it and go crazy. u got to muff dive dude, muff dive. and with you hands you wrap them underneith her legs and rub her tits. u got to rub them tits too. if that doesnt get her to blow a load in your face you suck.

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^ haha thats gold

porn taught me everything i know

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and if you dont know then you dont know.

bitch.
 
k boys, this is how it goes. first of all try not to use your fingers at the same time it will take longer and she will get distracted and she might fart in yur face. #2. the clit. just give it to her lick that like a fat boy licks an ice cream cone, #3. start going from the clit to the outer/inside of the cat, wiggle yur tounge around in thurr a bit and your home free. if you do it right and do it enthusiastically, you will prolly get the best head ever. or her eyes might roll back into her head she might shake then pass out. thats if your damn good. good luck son

 
Don't listen to everyone who says, 'Just go for the clit.' Be a tease, kiss up her inner thighs and suck on her lips a little, make her really turned on before you go for the clit.

Stacie: 'Aren't you going to open your gift?'

Wayne: 'If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.'
 
I'mnothing, let me answer the question you really wanted to know, that is... where to take your gay brother that you have a crush on for his birthday! I'd suggest Lick's! It's a bit expensive, but that'll impress your brother enough to make him hard! Plus, the decor is like 50's-60's esque, so you could convince him to go out in the parking lot and make out in the back of your mom's Chevrolet Venture minivan! Just like the good ol days!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
Hey, my mom's venture has been the reason for me picking up so much tail.

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Sure it is. Swing it on by Denny's around 10am, all the fierce bitches get all up in it. Plenty of room for their walkers and wheelchairs too.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
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