Eating out

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4skizzle

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Am I the only one who doesn't like to stop for lunch while I'm skiing? Does anyone else bring stuff with them or do you leave the hill suffering from mal-nutrition (that's what I do)

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
i always just eat at the lodge at the ski hill...

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Telestar6:

Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
I'm pretty sure NOBODY who saw the title of this thread thought you were gonna be treating it literally.

 
i never eat on the mountain. i usually try to eat a lot of food before i get on the mountain. i don't like stopping during the day, especially at the lodge, it's way too expensive.

 
I go to the cafeteria and get all the free packets of Saltines and then take millions of little jelly packets, make some small jelly sandwiches, and that's my lunch. Free and filling.

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It's all gravy.
 
when i bit threw my tonge I just brought a energy shake and took 30 creamers... it worked for awhile. It doenst feel to hot to ski bumps after that though... or cliffs.

SKISKISKISKI

-Eric

 
Yah I hate stopping to eat but the people I ski with always do so I usually do. I usually just make 3-4 PB&J's, smash em flat, put em in my pockets, and eat on the lift.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
i stop and go to taco bell

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i hate the lodge food overpriced, but i go anyways or i bring something to eat on the mtn

Nicole

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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.

Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.

Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 
^ that took long enough

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'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake

 
if theirs no girls where you are skiing eat out bears

'grip it and rip It'- hansel(Zoolander)

**minor threats representin**chase -'your bother is soo good at skiing'

 
yeah dude i love eating out!!

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
i love chili fries at my mountain but its to spendy.

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its gay how you have to take your backpack off when you get on the chairlift cuase i keep my lunch in there and i leave it in a locker so i cant eat on the lift

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
Never pay for lodge food. Definatly not worth it

Drink: usually a plastic bottle or canteen of of an electrolyte (gatorade, or lemonade) sometimes mixed with a little bit of vodka, and a smaller bottle of water on the side.

Food: Granola bars.. doesent matter if they get mashed. Food is food. Chocolate is good, but gets gooshy if it isnt in an outside pocket. Other good options include taffyt, etc.

 
i always bring my own food, way better

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
the best food i ever had skiing was the day after thanksgiving, i made myself 3 turkey sandwitches put them in tinfoil and stuffed them in my pockets and ate them on the lift ride up. cheap and delicious

I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down you throat

- My Dad

 
i usually start by spreading the labia and putting my tongue just a little bit inside, then i lick upwards and move my tongue in circles around the clit, then after she's real wet i suck her pussy lips into my mouth and finger her at the same t-

oh this thread is about food? i usually just bring a few balance bars and i'm set

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
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I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
I am the CLIT commander!!!

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
i bring top ramen

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
all of these are very good ideas. I guess i should start eating while i'm on the hill rather then spending 30 bucks at fast food afterwords because i'm about to starve to death.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
I'll eat if its free at my hill, other than that i go too like toxic hell (taco Bell) or burger king. We have a lot of fast food around us.

Brad

Thats just my opinion

B.F.S.C
 
eating on the hill is tasty, i love it, i actually thought u had some tips on eating out, hahah just kidding

i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
 
Well... I, uh, dont know what to say... I think that vaginas are gross... Rimming people is more enjoyable... But what about lunch? Im so confused... I eat a big ass baked potato for 3 bucks.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
I never think to bring my own food. i get home too late the night before to make something,a nd it's too early when I leave to amke something, so I usually eat nothing. Or eat some peanuts I have in my car. And if I'm really desperate, I'll buy a piece of Pizza while I'm there. No other options other then bring food from home, starve, or buy from hill.

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my hill has free croutons and honey...thats my breakfast

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word to that icyeastcoast.....except at copper it's oyster crackers and tomato slices

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
breck... lettuce, sliced pickels, and sliced tomatoes = plain salad. kinda good, at least its food.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
the best legitimate free food was cider and cookies at the top of coney glade at snowmass....i dunno if they do that anymore though

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Ok at our hill there is one spot you can park in if you get a parking pass(so you dont have to walk like a mile to get to the hill) that you can park right at the bottom of one of the lifts, so what we do it we get those portable tables, chairs, and BBQ's and set them up in the morning, no one touches our stuff surprisingly, and then around lucnch time we all head down and start up the propain BBQ's, its awsome, last week when we went up, some people who eat with us brought oisters, and shrimp and all this crazy stuff...yeah its pretty cool1

...JUST SKI...
 
i never eat wen i go ski in the morning i just eat a boll of cereal and wen i finish skiing i eat candy or something

PEACE-LOVE-UNITY
 
The best meal I ever had, ever, was at Park City's Mid Mountain lodge. Its the old lodge thats way up on the mountain. I had a huge turkey hogie covered with gravy and a big bowl of mashed potatos. Awesome time.

Skiing influences my life way too much, I can be at some surf spot where theres not any snow at all and I walk by this resturant and I'll see a hand rail outside it and I'll have a thought that how can I get snow out here to slide this rail. Which is absolutly super stupid- Jon Olsson
 
by eating out, i thought u were talkin about somethin else

I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.

'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
 
i bring buns with stuff in them and put them in my pocket and eat them when im building a booter or on the chair, always taste so good. Stoping is a waste of time it drives me crazy

 
i get one cup of hot water, ketchup and one cream and mix. voila! tomato soup!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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OH!! i totally forgot. if you walk past the ticket booths at breck (peak 9) they always have this bin filled to the brim with nature valley granola bars. so what you do before you hit the lifts is you and all your pals all make a pass and grab a couple fist fulls. shove em' in your pocket and there you have it, the best free lunch.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
Hell yes!!! I do the ketchup thing sometimes also. Except I've never done it with cream, I should try that. But I sometimes do that and then take shredded lettuce and tomato the is free for the burgers and turn that into a salad.

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