It's a complicated procedure, but involves a few basic things. Acquire the following and report back:
One baby seahorse, no more than 4 weeks oldTwo Australian coconuts (have to be from Australia)Four ounces of Labrador-Leafy-Red-Tundra Lichen, found only in GreenlandThe scalp of an Eskimo childFifteen Irish Wolfhound tales
Good luck. It's really quite simple.