Easiest job ever.

theres some of those where i live and in the forest walk they just have a bunch of old shit and people in mask with chain saws and you basically get a seisure from all the strobe lights
 
nope i have THE BEST job in the summer EVER. im a ranger at a golf course, so i just drive around the golf course in a golf cart and make sure ppl rnt abusing the course and moving it along, so easy and i get paid 10 and hour, no taxes
 
ya I did this for volunteer for a week, it's so easy.. I don't actually get to scare eople thoug.. I had to like pul this rope that makes a giant spider thing shoot out of the trees. it's soo easy.
 
we have a few of those around here and a few years ago i went with my family and we were walking down the path to the next thing and some dumbass was hiding under the leaves in the trail(he did not work there) and he was popping out and scaring people so when he grabbed my leg i got scared and instinctivly stomped his face in. then i felt bad and gave him some money
 
i would never be able to do that, i would just end up swearing at them like every other word.

I make 8$ an hr working on a golf course. basically i just sit in the pro shop and serve people food and take there money.
 
no

knock on wood.

worst i had is a little girl slip and hit her head. i took care of her, easy stuff.

my brother on the other hand had to jump in and save two muslim girls cause the fucking idiots go swimming in their full body suit/dress thing, which weighed them down.
 
fuckin bitch. ur the man

i jsut stood around at work today and did shit cuz i was bored and pilled out. im the man.
 
yah, easiest job ever? i write freelance for a soccer magazine and a ski site. the ski site pays like 50/article and the soccer mag pays 200/article. i can write them with like an hour of free time, email them in, then just sit around and watch checks appear in my mailbox...

id say that's pretty hard to beat without a college degree
 
oh yeah, and i agree with that too

ive had to save three different kids though, and they were all veeeeeery close calls, it was freaky as fuck

had to go lock up and get drunk after each one just to chill out a little, scared the crap out of me...
 
You know, those places are the best places to murder someone. They can use a chainsaw or anything loud because it will blend in with the background, as well as the victims cries for help, or fear nad yelling if they get chased. Anyway, good luck on you nice job in the woods!
 
me and mothaeast already went over this, he had it first, i didn't know he had it till a few days ago, he's fine with me keeping it as long as everyone konws he had it first
 
friend gets paid 16.25 an hour to get high, and watch satelite tv on a plasma screen 8 hours a day. They work at a bell phone retail store.
 
Me and 15 of my friends got paid $700 cash to sit in line outside a property office for two days and two nights holding places in line for some new apartments that were going on sale. We pretty much got paid to hang out, drink and smoke. We got Dominos delivered, the guy thought it was hilarious. And the cops came past at one point to ask what was going on and were totally cool with it.
 
Each. I got paid in 3 100 notes and a 50. Bear in mind I'm scottish and that's a 100 pound note ($200). I bought a Q of weed from my friend the next morning and paid him with one of those notes, he was stoked! Then we watched movies from 8am to 4pm and got royaly baked in celebration, good times.
 
i work at a real estate brokerage and i am a fulltime career lady and u know what i do? sit on ns/msn/facebook/pacman/online games all day. i am not kidding. i might do a total of 1hr of work and i work 40 hours a week and i am salaried and get benefits. lol
 
Plus free samples, eh? I worked the Pizza Hut in Whistler a few summers ago - first duty of my first day on the job was sampling every flavour. And whenever we made milkshakes we'd "accidentally" make way too much. Leftovers. Or sample panini that we'd eat 3/4 of. My buddy would call in fake orders too, then when they didn't get picked up it's staff pizza. Man, that was fun work.
 
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