Easiest job ever.

jaylib

jaylib

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so today, i got one of the easiest jobs.

It's this thing called the haunted hayrides, that are held every year, and last about a month, im working there, $7.00 and hour, under the table, no taxes, and all i do is stand in the woods and yell and scream and make people scared as they go by on a wagon.

easiest job ever.

and it gives me about 20+ hours a week.
 
yea rite.. if i take this train engineer course for 6 months and get on at the railroad all id do is sit there and ride a train and start out making 60 000 when im 19... tell me more about htis easy job
 
I would post a picture of the easiest job ever, but it's the reason the hot girl thread got deleted, and i'd probably get banned.
 
haha the ride itself sucks, not scary to older people, may be to young children i dunno, but it will just be fun to stand there and scream at people
 
try being a lifty at alpine valley in ohio

its really hard to get some speakers a 12 pack and a bag

then just sit there and listen to music while getting fucked up

while getting 8.15
 
man im such a pussy. i went to a haunted house when i was a 9ish and cried.....that sucked. my friend must have been crackin' up. everytime i hear of haunted houses i think of that, it was pretty embarassing. what can i say, i spook easily.
 
i do the haunted thing around here, we don't get paid though. its fun enough eating their food in the woods and every once in awhile scaring the shit out of people. oh and lastyear i touched a boob
 
i was dogman and i had a full hairy suit on and i jumped out of a tree only to find my eighth grade english teacher so i began to gallup towards her and then scream rar from behind and she turns around doing this moaning scream and i touched it. it was pretty nice. shes a babe
 
this work studies job im at right now is e-z, i sit in an office and talk to people, make a couple of copies and staple for probably 30 minutes total, and i get to do homework and go on the internet for the rest. scooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore and its 7.50 w/o fed taxes.
 
im 17, turning 18 in a week, dont know who you were asking though, but ill reply just cause im bored!
 
I would hate that, you have to stand there in the dark and make noises for hours.= boring and shitty. But I guess if your stoked on it then thats sick man.

I would take my girlfriend or a hot chick back there and mess around. People would be scared of the moaning!
 
haha yeah, dude it's like a shitty run place tho. like they hired me and i didnt even have to fill out an application. i bet there are some trashy ass people that work there
 
nice dude, I work at a cornmaze and it's mad chill. get to be outside, meet people, it's all so laid back.
 
Ah that it is! I volunteered for one and all I did was jump out of the bushes and smack the side of the hayride with a shovel. So much fun.
 
i do the same thing but i just sit in a room and make sure people don't get hurt in the room because it is pitch black and have to feel their way through. it's 8.00 and hour for me
 
that doesn't sound like a job for me, there is too much standing involved. i like my summer job at a state park, because i do nothing. i work in the back shop for a ski store in the winter, and that actually takes a bunch of work, because u can never sit.
 
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