Earwax on skis

[weastcoat]

5:30 am no sleep kinda thoughts. What if you like, collected a bunch of ear wax, enough to wax your skis, and then filtered it out to get all the hair and nasty shit out of it. Then melted it onto your skis, ironed it into the bases, and boom skis waxed. Anyone ever try this? I feel like it would do something for dehydrated bases but then again at that point you’re literally better off soaking your bases in goat semen.

We should start sending in all our earwax to a bio lab, and then once they collect enough they make wax out of it. Imagine being able to go down the hill real fast and be like yeah that’s cause there’s this gooey shit in my ear. Crazy.

 

[CatdickBojangles]

[tag=261198]@dolanslebensraum[/tag] experiment time.

 

[CarsonLentz]

Am I the only one with extreme ocd that has to clean my ears for 10 minutes as soon as I get out of the shower, I use 4 to 6 qtips a day.

 

[MaimHelp]

This is how Covid started

 

[Simkiwinki]

Am I the only one with extreme ocd that has to clean my ears for 10 minutes as soon as I get out of the shower, I use 4 to 6 qtips a day.

this is not very healthy

 

[keagan.karstens]

Sometimes I smear my boogers on the bottom when the snow gets too icy to give me some traction

 

[Icant_kfed]

Personally whenever my skis are feeling slow I just rub one out on the bottom, speeds them right up

 

[freestyler540]

Sadly, ski wax is a hydrocarbon wax and your ear wax is like a dirty carpet. Its not the same type of wax. So it will suck as a ski wax.

But props if your wanna try it.

 

[Mackaroni_space]

?

 

[MastePoleWhacker]

[tag=261198]@dolanslebensraum[/tag] experiment time.

@dolanslebensraum if enough ns members send you their earwax will you try this?