E Heath actually has wheels.

[rojo.grande]

Our beloved but not asked for stepfather of this site deserves some puss points and a cold one after he broke the sound barrier rounding third base. This is peak male performance. Edit: the swing needs hella work so maybe not quite peak

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1047888/trim-6A05F67D-3464-433C-9A84-52F89197B656-MOV[/video]

**This thread was edited on Aug 3rd 2022 at 11:10:56am

 

[rojo.grande]

And no I didn’t speed up this video.

 

[HiHowAreYou]

 

[eheath]

my baseball swing is dogshit because I play too much golf, my defensive prowess makes up for it.

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Should’ve slid into home for dramatic effect

 

[GayWolf420]

my baseball swing is dogshit because I play too much golf, my defensive prowess makes up for it.

Defense wins championships.

 

[rojo.grande]

Defense wins championships.

Proven fact

 

[GayWolf420]

Proven fact

NS beer league would be great though. I know some of you guys can throw heat and rip dingers

 

[Abomber22]

Travel away games be tough

NS beer league would be great though. I know some of you guys can throw heat and rip dingers

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Umpire: "The home base is the ban button"

Evan:

 

[WoFIowz]

When you're rounding a little league sized infield, of course it's fast.

 

[VTshredder69]

The weight to speed ratio is tremendous.

 

[eheath]

When you're rounding a little league sized infield, of course it's fast.

You think we're gonna play coed rec slow pitch softball on 90ft base paths? Gtfo

 

[WoFIowz]

You think we're gonna play coed rec slow pitch softball on 90ft base paths? Gtfo

No and I know all softball is on those Itty bitty fields which is exactly why I said it, to point out the illusion of speed.

 

[eheath]

No and I know all softball is on those Itty bitty fields which is exactly why I said it, to point out the illusion of speed.

lets race

 

[oldmanski]

lets race

You got some wheels for sure!

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

And no I didn’t speed up this video.

ive met eheath irl, im convinced the video was slowed down 2x (chopped and screwed)

 

[danbrown]

NS beer league would be great though. I know some of you guys can throw heat and rip dingers

me and [tag=176475]@Kretzschmar[/tag] play on wednesdays

 

[GayWolf420]

Travel away games be tough

SLC only. We're trying to build a pipeline into AA and AAA ball, hopefully get someone a tryout with The Bees.

 

[ASSholebomber22]

When you're rounding a little league sized infield, of course it's fast.

Your mom has a little league sized infield.

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Your mom has a little league sized infield.

Her dugout is nice though

 

[weastcoat]

Once I saw him shotgun a beer in 1.5 seconds I wasn’t surprised seeing this man hauling ass on two legs. Something tells me he can beat most other skiers in a t2b race as well.

 

[rojo.grande]

Once I saw him shotgun a beer in 1.5 seconds I wasn’t surprised seeing this man hauling ass on two legs. Something tells me he can beat most other skiers in a t2b race as well.

a polite way to reference Momentum

 

[Abomber22]

What about her mound

Her dugout is nice though

 

[VTshredder69]

When you're rounding a little league sized infield, of course it's fast.

100$ on Heath, keyboard warrior.

 

[WoFIowz]

Your mom has a little league sized infield.

Her dugout is nice though

You would like that wouldn't you ya pedos

 

[WoFIowz]

lets race

 

[ASSholebomber22]

You would like that wouldn't you ya pedos

You adopted, no way baby come out of that oh no no

 

[Casey]

Stretched a base hit into a double by making it to first before the ball hit the grass, turned that into an inside the park home run after throw to second was 15 yards off course. Classic beer league.

 

[theabortionator]

Check those sneakers for rockets ? ?

 

[VTshredder69]

Still waiting on this glorious competition.