Durk learns his lesson

[bp.lando]

me and durk were rolling in the lexus today

and well he picked up some Anti Masturbhation Gum (look it up) and hes been clean for 5 hours, a personal record, im proud of him

CLAIM IT LIAM, CLAIM IT

 

[NataliePortman]

michelle pick me up when you go!

 

[NataliePortman]

major league baseball

 

[landonn]

haha

 

[Nicholas.]

pwned

 

[chickenwang]

haha ur my friend on facebook so i got a sneek peek

im claimin it hardddddddd

 

[bp.lando]

oh?

 

[josh.]

use this to stop masterbating

 

[Shorton]

hahahaha

 

[Charley.]

lol that must be so painful if you get a boner

 

[dave44]

ow shit man. imagine gettin a boner

 

[timmi]

well bp i know your on the patch, have you ever heard of the gum?

 

[Jwenz]

I heard about that stuff on Jay Leno last night!

 

[bp.lando]

YOU GET A COOOKIE we did too!

 

[Jwenz]

FUCK YOU...I AM ALERGIC TO COOKIES..GOD NOW I AM DEAD

 

[thenakedcellist]

ouch that shit would hurt

 

[timmi]

no cookie for me?