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rippinbumpskier

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r durex condoms any good?

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
^u heard the man, use depends, it absorbs it right up. by "it" i mean your sperm

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
and works great if you wanna give her a cleaveland steamer but want to avoid the mess...

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
iv never used them because of friends who have. they tell me that they break all the time and without good reason.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
NONONO!!! Durex has a reputation of being weak. if you fuck like a monster, use trojan. it's all i use for that reason. it's the only way to go.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
^not just trojan, anything latex is stronger than that. trojan is just the name brand

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
ride that pony bareback

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"
ya brah, ill see you in the a-5-1. its gonna be epic in the nar nar pow pow.... brah"
 
NO, don't ever do that. doubling up just makes the risk of breaking worse

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
no, doubing up creates more friction, condoms break easier

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
toilet recomends a plastic bag...or tin foil

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
 
every durex condom i used i broke in my short span of time with durex. So of course i went back to Trojan

Here Comes A Special Boy!
 
TROJAN MANNNN *horse neighin (sp)*

'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
 
no man that shit brealks and gets chiks like dana preg

JHFRT represent

JHFRT represent

JHFRT represent

JHFRT represent

 
ahahaha that would be kinda weird dont you think?

-Keegan McGinnis.

-newschoolers.com.

-ski for life.

-nwft.
 
random fact o' the night: the Planned Parenthood brand of condoms is actually tested and proven to be the least dependable and affective. (Durex is the next shittyist on the list. trojan's the best.)

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
i hate durex. they are week small and just uncomfortable. trojan all the way

this is not a signature.
 
trojan for me. but i find theyre way to fucken slimey

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
yeah durex sucks. I've had the condom break twice, both durex. trojan all the way.

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watch out I have BADD
 
well i will tell you that the only condom ive ever broken was a trojan

i also wouldnt even try a durex

the way to go is Crown condoms.

that is what the pornstars use.

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
 
i use Magnum XL's.. they're the only ones that fit

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
using condoms sooo sad. you don't know anything about sex if you do not really "feel" it

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FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!

PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
 
bhill is a fat kid who looks like hes 12. see for yourself in the photo section under 'people'

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
^ he could fuck you up though and we all know that.

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puffys arent very trendy in park city

...imotion productions...

- imotion -

 
I dunno, the times I used durex they worked fine. I actually had a trojan break on me once, but not a durex...beats me.

Do what I do and just get your chick on the pill.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
I broke a durex just be looking at it.

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My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.
 
whats the difference between trojan and trojan-enz

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
lifestyles are the best. I will never use trojan again. One weekend last term my gf was visiting me at college and we broke 5 out of 12 trojans. and they wern't extra thin or anything

 
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