Dumped..

kandyapple86

kandyapple86

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i wanna know the lamest ways youve been dumped...or the meanest, or just ideas of how to dump someone.

im not dumping anyone, im just curious :]
 
I busted her mailbox with a baseball bat, and wrote, "Bitch, it's over!" in gas on her lawn, and lit it on fire, then called her and told her to look out the window, and I mooned her
 
haha umm he just did it to my face but then i guess him and his best friend had a bet going, it was only monopoly money about how long he could hold out before dumping me, but made me sad for a minute haha

god i miss 7th grade ... and stupid stuff like that
 
i did it over spkr phn once with all my friends in the backround yellin and shit. then i shut the phn (it was a flip phn) but it didnt disconect and i started screaming "IM SINGLE AGAIN FUCK YA" and she was still on the line. ya it was kinda mean. another one (never happened to me) is where u set it up so they catch u cheating on them with some1. thatd suck
 
you have to use the word bitch at least once, be like, "bitch, im fucking done with you" (you could add antoher 'bitch" in there for effect)
 
i burnt a cd for a former gf that had the " i dont want you back" song on it liek eamane or whatever. well later i claled her and told her to get to that songs number like 6 or somthin and then hugn up.

ddi it for a friend once, me and caleb called her over and said " you've offically been dumped" and poped her shirt over her shoulders it was pretty good
 
a girl got my best friend to do it for me. fuck grade nine girls.

and since he was my best freind. he did it in the form of a joke infront of 5 of my other freinds. that whore
 
this doesnt realate to getting fumped but it does for revenge and shit...

ok so my bro's at college (U of M)and his truck gets egged. so he found out who it was. then one night he broke into there house and left a huge pile of dog shit on the table and counter
 
my one friend changed the voice mail message on his phone to say, "I'm done with you bitch" so she would hear it when she called him.
 
didnt hapen to me me but my mate sent a text msg to his 2 yr running gf on new yrs at like 11:00 calling it quits
 
ya man she was pissed off. so she went and fucked the guy that my friend has been in competition wid for pretty much his whole life ahaha that shit backfired
 
did anybody else catch this? Your a slut. He busted on your face in grade 7. Holy shit.

Anyways my ex girlfriend back in grade 11. called me on speaker phone from a party with everyone listening. it was brutal. Everyone thought she was a bitch after that and I got special treatment for being treated like dirt.
 
I've personally never been dumped, but I got back from being away all summer came home, my girlfriend of two years online and I dumped her without seeing her or giving a reason. That seemed kind of mean
 
my ex cheated on me while i was in intensive care, then broke up with me when i was back home saying that he wanted me to have some "me time" then i found out he cheated on me while i was in the damn hospital damn near close to dying.
 
well my latest one just i got a phone call saying i think its over call me if u want to change that. i talked to her the next day and everytime we hung out to talk about stuff i would get wasted and just yell about stuff i didnt have the guts to really tell her. so its official over as of last night...and i was hungover today so that wasnt a good start to my single life
 
7th grade??? come on now, in seventh grade i thought you could get STDs from giving handjobs. and it took like 5 months of """"GOING OUT"""" for my boyfriend to convince me to let him up my shirt.
 
fucking idiot, thats not what she meant at all.

and making total assumptions about people and then throwing some witty and lame insult at them is the fucking stupidest thing you can do over internet. god.
 
haha my frind dumped his gf on her birthday, and on the day of a school dance.

but yeah e-mails, and when they get someone to do it for them is terrible.
 
i dumped a gf in grade 6 on the lst doy of elementary school? it was ok.

my friend made me dump his gf when he was walking right next to me
 
purposly get aids then bang her. The next moring wake up early and write on the wall "fuck you bitch, welcome to the world of AIDS"
 
in 7th grade she asked for my email but i didnt have one so she sent me an IM message saying it and then she signed off. i didnt care though, she was ugly
 
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