Dump Em Out

Lol men always wanting to talk about their dicks. I never mentioned dick. I was hoping to start a conversation about BALLS, TESTICULOS, HODEN, 睾丸, яички, TESTIKELS, الخصيتين!!!!!

14375944:Casey said:
Making a pink account to brag about my Dick… seems so obvious in hindsight
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I think the main problem is that it's kinda hard to take the balls out without hanging dong as well. It's possible but not nearly as easy or quick as dumping out a couple titties, which I think ruins the vibe of the dump em out mantra.
 
14376149:BedBugDoug said:
I think the main problem is that it's kinda hard to take the balls out without hanging dong as well. It's possible but not nearly as easy or quick as dumping out a couple titties, which I think ruins the vibe of the dump em out mantra.
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To be fair maybe skierman does have larger balls but a tiny penis. This would give the illusion that he has a robust set of balls, but his small penis is easily tucked away. It would also explain his abrasive persona.

But I’m with you, if you want the balls you get the penis.

That’s how it works with normal sized packages.
 
14376145:IFUCKEDSKIIERMAN said:
Lol men always wanting to talk about their dicks. I never mentioned dick. I was hoping to start a conversation about BALLS, TESTICULOS, HODEN, 睾丸, яички, TESTIKELS, الخصيتين!!!!!
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I feel like sending anyone a pic of my balls should be illegal even if it isn’t. Oh the horror.
 
14376179:50Kal said:
To be fair maybe skierman does have larger balls but a tiny penis. This would give the illusion that he has a robust set of balls, but his small penis is easily tucked away. It would also explain his abrasive persona.

But I’m with you, if you want the balls you get the penis.

That’s how it works with normal sized packages.
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But we have yet to explore the goat possibilty. Tuck the balls between the legs and give em a full moon. This would expose the viewer to the brown starfish as well, which is suboptimal.

It's hard to just dump out the balls!
 
14376149:BedBugDoug said:
I think the main problem is that it's kinda hard to take the balls out without hanging dong as well. It's possible but not nearly as easy or quick as dumping out a couple titties, which I think ruins the vibe of the dump em out mantra.
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As a retired pro at hanging brains. It's actually quite easy.
 
had a friend of mine in late high school/early college that began what he deemed the "Free the tip" movement when Free the Nipple was huge. Got a lot of piss taking tip snapchats back then. Can't say I miss it all too much, but it was good for a laugh every once in a while
 
14379595:BedBugDoug said:
Maybe I need to get a droopier ballsack, but what is your technique?
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You need to combo it. Go in from the top to pull your hog in to a vertical position while simultaneously going in through the zipper hole to pull the brains out.

14379669:MiIfHunter said:
Why did u retire?
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I left Europe where it seemed to be much more tolerated, and did that whole growing up thing.
 
14379722:Session said:
You need to combo it. Go in from the top to pull your hog in to a vertical position while simultaneously going in through the zipper hole to pull the brains out.

I left Europe where it seemed to be much more tolerated, and did that whole growing up thing.
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Thru the zipper! I'd imagined it, but figured it couldn't be done. You're a true brainiac
 
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